Hayes Carll - Wild Pointy Finger lyrics

My wild pointy finger, it wags and it wiggles
It's always serious, it never giggles
And even when the rest of me
Is tryin' to get some sleep
My wild pointy finger is out on the creep

I got a wild pointy finger

It points at the fever
And accomplishments of man
It points at all the problems
That it don't understand
It points at Parisians across the sea
It points at anybody who
Thinks different than me
If you're marching to your own drum
Or kneelin' in the news
My wild pointy finger prob'ly
Pointin' right at you

I got a wild pointy finger
I got a wild pointy finger

(I don't get it)

I've got ten digit's like most other people
I can build the church but
I can't hold the steeple
Nine of them stand up and
Do exactly what I say
But the one by the thumb
It just points all day
I can't be a poet and I can't be a star
I've got not eye for beauty
And I never learned guitar
You'll just be disappointed if you're
Waitin' around to see
'Cause my wild pointy finger's never
Pointin' back at me

I got a wild pointy finger
I got a wild pointy finger
I got a wild pointy finger
I got a wild, wild, wild, wild, wild
Wild pointy finger