Hazbin Hotel - Stayed Gone lyrics
Hazbin Hotel
[Hazbin Hotel - Stayed Gone lyrics]
That f##ker is back!
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
It's been seven years!
You still pissed he almost
Beat you that time?
Uh, f##k you!
Just saying
Things have changed a lot since he left town
That's for sure
I gotta send a message of who's
Really in charge of things now welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish
That you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
(Rolling in three, two)
(Welcome to the show) top of the hour
And we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven year absence
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away!
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!
Salutations! Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know, it's been a while
Since someone with style treated
Hell to a broadcast sinners, rejoice!
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout-chasing
Mediocre video podcast
Come on!
Is vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
Ignore his chirping!
Every day, he's got a new format!
You're looking at the future
He's the shit that comes before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Oh, please!
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!
Hold on!
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!
You old-timey prick, I'll show you sufffering
Uh-oh, the TV is buffering!
I'll destroy you, you little-
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in when I'm done
Your status quo will know it's race is run
Oh, this will be fun
Fuck!
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
It's been seven years!
You still pissed he almost
Beat you that time?
Uh, f##k you!
Just saying
Things have changed a lot since he left town
That's for sure
I gotta send a message of who's
Really in charge of things now welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish
That you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
(Rolling in three, two)
(Welcome to the show) top of the hour
And we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven year absence
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away!
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!
Salutations! Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know, it's been a while
Since someone with style treated
Hell to a broadcast sinners, rejoice!
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout-chasing
Mediocre video podcast
Come on!
Is vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
Ignore his chirping!
Every day, he's got a new format!
You're looking at the future
He's the shit that comes before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Oh, please!
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!
Hold on!
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!
You old-timey prick, I'll show you sufffering
Uh-oh, the TV is buffering!
I'll destroy you, you little-
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in when I'm done
Your status quo will know it's race is run
Oh, this will be fun
Fuck!