His Holiness: 2 Scarvez - Pleased to Meet You lyrics

Shit 2 SCARVEZ!

Well my name is 2 SCARVEZ and
I'm pleased to meet you
I'm a crazy spastic rapper never
Know what I do
I pop bottles like they're zit's while
I'm putting on the ritz
My best thoughts come when
I'm taking my shit's
I said welcome, to my humble abode
I strap bombs to my chest
To watch the beat explode
And now the NSA is looking
At the rhymes I wrote
Report: "2 Scarvez is a crazy, cool
Badass end quote"

Pleased to meet you my name's 2 SCARVEZ
A wandering minstrel a straight up bard
So just charge it to my card
While I scarf so hard
And I'm a fire breathing
Dragon like Charizard

All those who wander are not lost
But I was drunk and high
And my eyes were crossed
So I was walking in circles
In the desert like Moses
I squat down to take a shit
And it smelled like roses
I got a god complex and a full Pokedex
Hence why I get no respect
From the opposite sex
So I close my eyes pull up
The covers and lock my knees
And once the beat drops
There's no stopping me
Welcome to my metaphysical wonderland
I personify your evil and fears
Like I am Ahriman
Yeah I just went ancient Mesopotamian
And if I was the devil
I would just be Tazmanian
I smoke, I drink, I let my organs decay
But when I masturbate my problems
Seem to go away
Golden rubbers in these pockets pulling
Eyes out of sockets
I'm throwing bows in the club
Ain't nobody can stop it

Pleased to meet you my name's 2 SCARVEZ
A wandering minstrel a straight up bard
So just charge it to my card
While I scarf so hard
And I'm a fire breathing
Dragon like Charizard

I'm cracking backs like voices in puberty
I'm an amateur chiropractor with immunity
In the eyes of the court
Great like Gatsby old sport
I party hard with your unpaid child support
I open a case for every place we deface
And by the time the cops show
Up we're gone without a trace
I speak my own language: idiosyncratic
I seek my own danger and
I'm coming back at it
And now I walk home on a trek of shame
A stranger stops and asks me what's my name?
So I look him in the eyes
And he starts to realize
I'm about to bring the din
So I declare to him
You such a motherfucker call you Oedipus
I'm a fucking gladiator call me Spartacus
Now you don't want my wrath
My explosiveness so you bow in the presence
Of His Holiness: 2 Scarvez