Hollywood Studio Symphony - Ballad of Rock Ridge lyrics

There was a peaceful town called Rock Ridge
Where people lived in harmony
They never had no kind of trouble
There was no hint of misery

Cows mooing
The town saloon was always lively
But never nasty or obscene
Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson
He always kept things nice and clean burp

Then all at once the trouble started
A pack of murderers and thieves gunshot
Like swarms of locusts they descended
Their aim, to make the townsfolk flee

Oh, shit! Window breaking

Well, that's the end of this suit

Ow! Ooh! Ow! Have you ever seen
Such cruelty? Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay, or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion
Our town is turning into shit