Hopsin, Swizzz - Doo Doo Pants lyrics

Now I was in the club with a fine ass chick
(Fo' Sho')
A bad bitch that was making that ass dip
Then I accidentally let some gas slip
I realized I had to take a real bad shit
So I said shorty, I won't be able to sext you
I really gotta to make my way to the restroom
I found a spot I could pop a squat
But, I was blocked by some
Niggas tryna' pop n' lock
I was pooin' everywhere tryna'
Stow through the club
I just kept cool acting like I
Didn't know what it was
When I got to the bathroom
I twisted on the door knob (fuck)
The doors locked (shit) oh god
I started banging till' someone
Yelled yo' stop i shouldve never ate my
Moms fuckin' porkchops
Then I shitted in my pants (say what?)
And some niggas thought I was doin'
A dance that I made
Now do this dance called doo doo pants
And drop that shit to the flo'
Now drop that shit to the flo'
Now drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'

Its about 10: 45 and im ready to ride
But first I got somethin' to do
(and whats that?) I just gobbled a big mac
A bag of sour patch and now
It's time to take a dook aye yo Hop
(whats up?) wheres the bathroom man? (why?)
My nigga, you should already know
(know what?) ive got a monster in my tummy
It's about to get ugly
Motherfucker (what?) im about to blow
I can feel it pokein' out like a nipple
Its drippin' down my leg
(eh) now it's official
I'mma need a double XL, some sprain a fanta
Open the window
Lots of tissue, and a very large can
For a very large dump, it's turning in my gut
Hop dawg forget about your shower
Cancel our show i'mma need a couple hours

Now do this dance called doo doo pants
And drop that shit to the flo'
Now drop that shit to the flo'
Now drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'
Drop that shit to the flo'