Hopsin - Hop's Freestyles lyrics
[Hopsin - Hop's Freestyles lyrics]
Yeah, yeah yo, yo
It's like I'll never be a star
I'm doin' extra work in movies
Can't get a good girl
So I flirt with hoochies
So many motherfuckers talkin' dirt
To screw me you grew up in special ed
I'm the person you'll be
People wonder why I'm so loud, go wild
Screwed up like a stone child
I don't even hang around the wrong crowd
Niggas see me tryna read and start crackin'
Up 'cause I don't know how
I don't really need this shit
I rap about pussy I don't even get
I just do it because I need a hit
But one time, I did hit it though
It was a prostitute
I mеt her up at a liquor store
And she was willing to lеt me beat
In the back of a SUV
So I did it, I think I caught a STD
I go to the doctor and
Leave like "Fuck this shit
I ain't got nothin'
Hold up, my nuts itchin'"
It ain't because the incident up in the SUV
It's because I been wearin' the
Same boxers for two weeks
And I think there's somethin'
Wrong with my booty, mane
'Cause every time I pull my boxers
Off I see a dookie stain
That's life and I'm just being real
So all you rappers out there
Talkin' bullshit need to chill
I can see why you would hate me
I tell them to stop knowin' damn
Well I do the same thing
You like where I'm at in life? It
Ain't much to do to get here
Just stay in high school for six years
And never take your ADD medicine, ayy
And drop out when your just
A couple of credit's away from graduation
You can't take what they had you facing
It's stressful
That's why I relieve it with masturbation
Pretend like I'm waiting for marriage
Like my ass was patient
But really I wanna rape woman
With the mask of Jason
My nose is big and ears are
Small like I was animation
I walk around zoned out like
My ass was wasted when no one's home
I take a bath and leave the bathroom naked
I hear somebody coming
Then I bust evacuation
My teacher don't like me 'cause
I'm always talkin negative shit
What can I say? I'm not a regular kid
But, I don't care what the bitch say
Ain't picked up knowledge since the 6th grade
Why my life gotta be this way?
I'm too much of a bitch to smoke
I don't sniff the coke
Why people think this kid's a joke, huh?
I'm talented and you remember that
'Cause on the microphone I got more
Skills than you'll ever have
My ten year old friends think
They smarter in life
Than me 'cause they school work
Is harder than mine
I don't really feel school shit
So don't be comin' 'round me
Feelin' all smart
It's just somethin' real stupid what?
Woah, woah, woah, woah
I step out for five minutes and
This is what you guys do?
Marcus, get your ADD ass up
And go to the dean (Aw, man, nah)
Everybody open up your books to chapter 14
I'm sick of this shit
You're starting to get on my last nerve
Mr hopsin
It's like I'll never be a star
I'm doin' extra work in movies
Can't get a good girl
So I flirt with hoochies
So many motherfuckers talkin' dirt
To screw me you grew up in special ed
I'm the person you'll be
People wonder why I'm so loud, go wild
Screwed up like a stone child
I don't even hang around the wrong crowd
Niggas see me tryna read and start crackin'
Up 'cause I don't know how
I don't really need this shit
I rap about pussy I don't even get
I just do it because I need a hit
But one time, I did hit it though
It was a prostitute
I mеt her up at a liquor store
And she was willing to lеt me beat
In the back of a SUV
So I did it, I think I caught a STD
I go to the doctor and
Leave like "Fuck this shit
I ain't got nothin'
Hold up, my nuts itchin'"
It ain't because the incident up in the SUV
It's because I been wearin' the
Same boxers for two weeks
And I think there's somethin'
Wrong with my booty, mane
'Cause every time I pull my boxers
Off I see a dookie stain
That's life and I'm just being real
So all you rappers out there
Talkin' bullshit need to chill
I can see why you would hate me
I tell them to stop knowin' damn
Well I do the same thing
You like where I'm at in life? It
Ain't much to do to get here
Just stay in high school for six years
And never take your ADD medicine, ayy
And drop out when your just
A couple of credit's away from graduation
You can't take what they had you facing
It's stressful
That's why I relieve it with masturbation
Pretend like I'm waiting for marriage
Like my ass was patient
But really I wanna rape woman
With the mask of Jason
My nose is big and ears are
Small like I was animation
I walk around zoned out like
My ass was wasted when no one's home
I take a bath and leave the bathroom naked
I hear somebody coming
Then I bust evacuation
My teacher don't like me 'cause
I'm always talkin negative shit
What can I say? I'm not a regular kid
But, I don't care what the bitch say
Ain't picked up knowledge since the 6th grade
Why my life gotta be this way?
I'm too much of a bitch to smoke
I don't sniff the coke
Why people think this kid's a joke, huh?
I'm talented and you remember that
'Cause on the microphone I got more
Skills than you'll ever have
My ten year old friends think
They smarter in life
Than me 'cause they school work
Is harder than mine
I don't really feel school shit
So don't be comin' 'round me
Feelin' all smart
It's just somethin' real stupid what?
Woah, woah, woah, woah
I step out for five minutes and
This is what you guys do?
Marcus, get your ADD ass up
And go to the dean (Aw, man, nah)
Everybody open up your books to chapter 14
I'm sick of this shit
You're starting to get on my last nerve
Mr hopsin