How to Gag a Maggot, Doobie - Don't Go in the Basement lyrics

Doo (Doo, Doo, Doo)

You should be very afraid of
What's coming for you (What?)
I would hide in your room
But the basement's too cool (Agh)
Hope you're thinking of me cause
I'm thinking of you i wanna burn you alive
I wanna eat you like food (Shh)
I wanna go wherever you go
And scare you insane (Ahh)
You should go and grab your daddy's
Gun out of the case (Boom)
And shoot his ass in the face
Cause he don't love you for real
And he don't want you for real and
He don't care how you feel (Damn)
And fuck Jesus he's a hater
Couldn't even save himself
Tell me how is he your savior?
(Fuck, fuck, fuck)


Yo mom's a dirty cunt and I hate her (Agh)
So help me tie her down so I can rape her
(Yo, ha) in front of your dad
Bet that would make him mad (Ha ha haha)
Bet that would make us laugh
Harder than we ever laughed (Haha)
I told you I got yo back (Boy)
But, you don't seem to trust me
Kill yo parents now or this
Shit gon' get real ugly (Yuh)
I'ma take you where nobody's gonna save you
And if you try to run away
Then I'ma have to chase you (Huh)
Catch you, hurt you
(Ahh) , kill you (Come here)
And taste you (Come here)
I'ma cut your head off and
I'ma wear your face too (yeah)
Your parents ain't gon' find you (Nope)
And if they did
Then they gon' have to die to (Ah)
So I'm sure they wouldn't mind you being dead
(No) shh, don't tell nobody what I said
(Let's do it)

Don't go downstairs
(Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl
Don't go downstairs
(Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl

What did you say little girl?
Why don't you come down to the basement
See I would go up there but
The stairs make me anxious (Anxious)
We can read stories about Satan and hatred
With our eyes dilated we can
Hide under the blankets (Ha ha ha)
Oh how I've waited
You're halfway down you can make it
There's something I created and to
Me it's sorta sacred (yeah)
Now never mind Bizarre
She's gonna be our waitress
And don't feel uncomfortable just
Because she's naked (Uh, uh)
See what we're about to eat took
Ours for me to make it
And I can't wait to see your face
The moment that you taste it (yeah)
But first she has to plate it and
Then she'll bring it to us
I just wanted you to know that
I'm here 'til death do us (Death due us)
See your parents tried to fool us
Tried to keep us separated
So I hacked them up and trimmed
Their fat and now they're marinating (yeah)
King Gordy will serenade us while
We enjoy our feast
Tonight we eat your parents and your
Sister will be our treat (Treat)

Don't go downstairs
(Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl
Don't go downstairs
(Don't go in the basement)
Don't go downstairs little girl

Little girl don't be afraid
The basement is a very fun
Place to come and play
Have fun with us, come with us
Even come and stay
Forever never leave, we your new friends okay
I know we look scary and we say evil things
But all this really means is we don't like
All the things that your parents do
I think we should be your parents too
I think you should kill your
Parents if they're scaring you
Go get a knife little girl
Go up to their room
Stab your mother in the face
'til there's open wounds
When your daddy wakes up cut his ass too
That's for every time he put
His fucking hands on you
Hide in the basement, if the cops come
Matter of fact, grab your dead dads shotgun
When the cops come rushing then you pop one
Everybody's fucking dead is the outcome

To this day, Doobie, Jimmy Donn
And King Gordy haunt that same
Basement, it's located somewhere on the
East side of Saint Paul
Minnesota muahahahahahaha