How to Gag a Maggot - The Number 23 lyrics

Walter: Check this out walter
Sparrow doesn't work but
If I use my middle name agatha: Walter
Walter: Five one one nine
Seven isn't that amazing? Agatha: What?
Walter: It's all twenty three, my
Birthday, two three, driver's license
Social security number everything (yeah)
I was born at eleven twelve
Pm, eleven plus twelve, it's like it's like
(On top) agatha: You can't be serious?
Walter: The author knows so much about me
It's as if he chose me

Uh, I have a son but it don't matter none
My wife gave me this book, her name is Agatha
Oh how you doing? My name is Walter Sparrow
This book is very interesting but
Yet I feel baffled
I keep seeing twenty-three things
Which leads me to believe I
Should know what twenty-three means
And I keep having weird
Dreams of murdering Agatha
My son watch her gasp as I fuck her
And stab her guts like twenty-three times
Sorry I feel fine
But this book I keep reading makes me
Feel like it was my own life
I woke up twenty-three times tonight
Keep looking at this book hoping
I don't die tonight me and my wife
Been together for twenty-three years
This book got me shivering, shaking in fear
The guy in this book is married too
His wife is named Agatha
Who the fuck knew that he would
Also come right after her
And the number twenty-three would
Be in a clue there's no book
This whole time twenty-three is you
And my wife's really dead now
Grab the twenty-two put one in the chamber
Twenty-three to my head, i'm through

Twenty-three, baby let me count the
Ways you can die, suicide is just you and me
Twenty-three, I can tell you want some space
Here's a grave big enough just for you and me
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three, baby let me count the
Ways you can die, suicide is just you and me
Twenty-three, I can tell you want some space
Here's a grave big enough just for you and me
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)

I mean, a name is just a name
And a number's just a number, isn't it?
Twenty-three (Twenty-three, twenty-three, twenty-three)