Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry - There Ain't But One Way lyrics

Well the world is facin' problems
Gettin' bigger every day
We got a greenhouse over Texas
And recession's on the way
We got hunger in the Third World
We got anger in the First
Half the world is floodin' and
The other's dyin' o' thirst

Although people tell you that
This planet's dyin' fast
Well I ain't seen a problem yet
Can't be solved by kickin' ass

Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass)
Kickin' ass is what we do
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe
We don't care whose ass we kick
If we're ever all alone
We just stand in front of the mirror
And try and kick our own

Well we kicked ass in Grenada
And we kicked ass in Iraq

We kicked the ass outta the ozone layer
Now they say we gotta kick it back

We'll kick the ass of cancer
And we'll kick the ass of AIDS
And as for global warming, well
Just kick ass wearing shades!

Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass)
Kickin' ass is what we do
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe

We don't care whose ass we kick
If we're ever all alone
We just stand in front of the mirror
And try and kick our own

Well you can move your ass and haul your ass
And bustin' ass is fine
And there ain't a better place
To put your ass, than on the line
But, if you're like us
And you won't take second best
You'll put your kickin' boots on and
Kick like all the rest