IAmJakeHill - Office Work lyrics
[IAmJakeHill - Office Work lyrics]
5 AM got to go to work
Never want to be there
'Cause that shit get on my nerves
And what about Jenifer always in my business
Had my name for dirty santa
Got me shit for Christmas
But that's just the start of my problems
Try'na keep it all together while
I'm pouring out my coffee
Pulling out the drive way
Speeding on the highway
Pull your self together gotta
Make it 'til Friday
"Phone rings"
Jake, where are you, you're late i know
Gotta get those papers up to date i know
I told you that when we were face to face
I know you better start picking up the pace
I know, god
Well would you look who it
Is my favourite employee
Jake Hill late Once again yeah
How's it going buddy yeah, hi
"Office noises and Chatter"
Shut the fuck up i'm tired of this shit
'Cause every time I come up in
Here everybody on my dick
Look why you gotta ask me questions 'bout
The week you got me Stressing
I don't want to know about your
Kids and their karate lessons
I just want to shut the door so
I can have some peace and quiet
I don't want to hear about the
Food you're eating for your diet
And I'm typing up my work and
Then you come in talking shit
About The government and politics and
How you do it different and Hipshi
Why you always eating all my Kimchi
Can't you read the label
Or you mentally deficient and Bobby
You don't want us always drinking coffee
You never make another pot and
Wonder why I'm salty
I'm sick of finding bugs in the kitchen
Ain't nobody cleaning up
Ain't nobody washing dishes
Can somebody sweep the rug
'Cause it's dirty as fuck
It's like am I the only one that
Sees it 'cause ain't nobody does
And then there's Molly
Nobody want to go to your party
Essential oils never really work
And I'm sorry
I got a lot to get off my chest
Cassandra you're a bitch and kinda fat
But I really like your breasts and Hector
Why you always smell like ass
Every time I see you coming hold
My breath until you pass and Christopher
I know you're having problems
With your sister nobody really gives a shit
Don't care about your business
Jake, you need to leave
No bitch I ain't finished
You the main one
Always calling on my phone like
I'm your damn son
I don't really give a shit
About what ain't done
I'll do it when I can
And you ain't saying nothing it's like
Every time you call me got
Some negative shit to say
I'm fucking sick of the way you treat me
I'll be leaving on my way
Don't really give a shit about this office
I just got an offer
Making $20, 00 every time I drop a topic
And now's a good time to let everybody know
That you've been fucking Chelsea in the back
Of the office with me Clothes
Does your wife know that?
Should I call her and tell her?
You think she'd be mad?
I'll just call her myself
"Phone rings" hello?
Hi, is this, ah, Ms Pentaux yeah who's this
My name's Jake Hill I work for your
Husband Mr Pentaux he's been fucking other
Employees in the back of the store I
Hope you'd like to know that what?
He'll Tell you all about it
When he gets home wait
Thanks bye fuck this shit
I'm out bye
Hey see you later Hipshi bye Jake
Never want to be there
'Cause that shit get on my nerves
And what about Jenifer always in my business
Had my name for dirty santa
Got me shit for Christmas
But that's just the start of my problems
Try'na keep it all together while
I'm pouring out my coffee
Pulling out the drive way
Speeding on the highway
Pull your self together gotta
Make it 'til Friday
"Phone rings"
Jake, where are you, you're late i know
Gotta get those papers up to date i know
I told you that when we were face to face
I know you better start picking up the pace
I know, god
Well would you look who it
Is my favourite employee
Jake Hill late Once again yeah
How's it going buddy yeah, hi
"Office noises and Chatter"
Shut the fuck up i'm tired of this shit
'Cause every time I come up in
Here everybody on my dick
Look why you gotta ask me questions 'bout
The week you got me Stressing
I don't want to know about your
Kids and their karate lessons
I just want to shut the door so
I can have some peace and quiet
I don't want to hear about the
Food you're eating for your diet
And I'm typing up my work and
Then you come in talking shit
About The government and politics and
How you do it different and Hipshi
Why you always eating all my Kimchi
Can't you read the label
Or you mentally deficient and Bobby
You don't want us always drinking coffee
You never make another pot and
Wonder why I'm salty
I'm sick of finding bugs in the kitchen
Ain't nobody cleaning up
Ain't nobody washing dishes
Can somebody sweep the rug
'Cause it's dirty as fuck
It's like am I the only one that
Sees it 'cause ain't nobody does
And then there's Molly
Nobody want to go to your party
Essential oils never really work
And I'm sorry
I got a lot to get off my chest
Cassandra you're a bitch and kinda fat
But I really like your breasts and Hector
Why you always smell like ass
Every time I see you coming hold
My breath until you pass and Christopher
I know you're having problems
With your sister nobody really gives a shit
Don't care about your business
Jake, you need to leave
No bitch I ain't finished
You the main one
Always calling on my phone like
I'm your damn son
I don't really give a shit
About what ain't done
I'll do it when I can
And you ain't saying nothing it's like
Every time you call me got
Some negative shit to say
I'm fucking sick of the way you treat me
I'll be leaving on my way
Don't really give a shit about this office
I just got an offer
Making $20, 00 every time I drop a topic
And now's a good time to let everybody know
That you've been fucking Chelsea in the back
Of the office with me Clothes
Does your wife know that?
Should I call her and tell her?
You think she'd be mad?
I'll just call her myself
"Phone rings" hello?
Hi, is this, ah, Ms Pentaux yeah who's this
My name's Jake Hill I work for your
Husband Mr Pentaux he's been fucking other
Employees in the back of the store I
Hope you'd like to know that what?
He'll Tell you all about it
When he gets home wait
Thanks bye fuck this shit
I'm out bye
Hey see you later Hipshi bye Jake