IAmJakeHill - Welcome to My Life lyrics

I keep that creatine on my night stand
And my cell phone in my right hand
That Pokemon go hard enough
I don't even need a god damn hype man
I keep bleach wipes for my counter top
Gotta keep it clean when I bring the thots
All the bitches scream when they see my cock
Cause it's small as fuck and
My nuts ain't dropped
I go to sleep around 3 am and I
Gotta be at work around 1 pm
I gotta pay the bills I can't be
Fuckin around I don't be popping
They pills they only bringing you down
I really hate my ex it Still fucks me up
Its been like 3 months since I got a nut
There's no bitches in my shitty town
Got me lookin on that tinder
But ain't none around

I got that 38 on my hip but I got a permit
Anybody breaking in they gonna
Be burning they gonna
Wish they never met me cause
My trigger finger heavy
If you thinking about fucking with
Me come on in ready
I'll fuck you up and put you in a
Coffin cause there ain't no stopping me
Intervention, Barret 50 cal is in my armory
1v1 me you gon' see who the
Quick scope king is, head shot feeding
California on my mind, I must be dreaming
Fuckin' sick of Alabama I am leaving
There ain't shit to do here
But go to the movies
But I ain't got the money
To go to the movies
5 miles over the speed limit cause I ain't
Tryna get no mother fucking speed ticket
I got a clean record and I
Wanna keep it that way
I can watch Twilight part 2 all day
Got a red bandanna tied around my neck
Cause team valor in this bitch
Gonna leave em dead
You wanna fuck with my gym gonna get the dirt
Pikachu psyduck fuck em up the worst

My belt on my wait no tattoos on my face
And I check on my puppies
Put food on their plate
I shoot my gun only when I'm
On the range and I
Help out the homeless when
They need some change
I'm not homophobic don't care
If you're gay
Just don't put your dick near
Me and we'll be ok
Talk shit about me but that's
Ok cause when you
See me in public got nothing to say

Fuck what you're saying I don't
Give a fuck about it
Talk all the shit you want
I'll navigate around it
Crossing out your name you
Don't deserve the recognition
I don't got a lot of followers
But you ain't even got shit
Anyways back to the story how
I'm living I got pizza
In the oven, I can smell it From the kitchen
It ain't relevant to tell you
But I might as well
Because you know I love the
Pizza think about it 24 7
I don't believe in god
Don't believe in a heaven
If he was really real then what
The fuck was up with 9 11
Explain that give me true facts no
Bullshit cause I'm sick of that
I like bulldogs and I hate cats but
I would never hurt a kitty I
Ain't like that
I like cereal and milk in the night time
Fruit loops lucky charms
It's the right time

Yeah

Bitches wanna act up i got my
Stacks up and im masked up
Fuck with me get blasted up
Yo bitch tryna fuck but i passed it up
She a broke hoe she a gold digger
Slap her with the dick call me hoe hitter
Lil pinecone a cold spitter
My chain big it could be bigger
Blowing loud out the foreign coupe
My safety off and i aint scared to shoot
See me in yo hood and you better salute
Disrespect me ima step on your boots
You fucking with a killer right now
Wanna try me ima pull up at yo house
Im pushing the work, im doing the dirt
A grand for a shirt and the money come first

Ay, err come here and do these lyrics i
Can't rap as fast as you can i'm not
I'm not gonna do your part what do
You mean you can't do it?
Man just do it come look
I am not about to say that WTF
I don't even do any of that shit why
Just do it bitch god damn

Fuck it rolling up the weed I got
Some purple with no seed
I bag it up and push the work and
You ain't bout to get it cheap
Trapping out the chevy lean has
Got me moving heavy
Sipping on some Hennessy I keep
The burner in the seat
I keep some clips on me
Don't try me I'm sorry
Don't conversate with me don't
Talk to police
I'm popping a xanny take shots at you granny
The SKS dropping em like yo girls panties

Ooh shit you got the hood pass now
DJ bootybutt ain't no bitch no more

I, I don't want no hood pass