Iggy Pop - I'm a Conservative lyrics

I used to lead a quiet life
In fact it was a bare existence
I passed out on many floors
I don't do that any more hello my friends
Is everybody happy?

Hey look me over lend me an ear
I'm a conservative

I like the small black marks on my hands
I'm a conservative
I like the crazy girls that I screw
Hey I know them all well
And when I run out of bread I laugh
All the way to the bank
Sometimes I pause for a drink
Conservatism ain't no easy job
I smile in the mornings
I live without a care nothing is denied me
And nothing ever hurts
I got bored so I'm making my millions
When you're conservative you get
A better break
You're always on the right side
When you're conservative you walk with pride
Pride is on your side pride pride pride
Is on our side oh boy
Pride is on our side i like my beer
I like my bread i love my girl
I love my head i'm in the clear man
I'm in the dear because I'm a conservative
I'm a conservative i really am
Oh, yes I am and it would mean so much to me
If you would only be like me
Yes it could mean so much to me