Insane Clown Posse - 3 Rings (Early Mix) lyrics

"Is this on?"
"Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares can produce
Actual human beings of a deformed nature
Come at once and come and indulge yourself
In our own twisted amusement of
Another's misfortune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our three ring show of freaks"

Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then
I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
Which is why you don't invite
Mine to your party
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess they're bunch of hotshots
They act like they ain't never seen a cyclops


And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I
Like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream
And run in fright?
No, so, what's up with that?
So what if I got another arm
Growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing

Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere

Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch
"WHO?" you don't try to front, ho
Try to play me out just cause I'm an albino
Or maybe it's the sack growing off my neck
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
Popped out the neden like a pound of lead
Doctor blew his dex roll and
Dropped me on my head oh shit
I knew it had to fuck up my circuit's
'cause when I was two my momma
Left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival with
The freak shows
Like Bat Boy, hermaphrodites and old man Crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, motherfucker
I'm not alone
So don't be stickin' your finger in my face
Stank or your stomach might receive
A shank from the 3-Ring freak

Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
"I certainly hope you're enjoying yourselves
Here at our three ring exhibit
But to be honest I really don't see
What's so fucking funny about it
These fucking people are real!"

Ring three, the ICP
Look if you want but I wouldn't
Lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut

Yo, I'm a nerd, word, I drink Thunderbird
I chill with my homies on a crackhouse curb
Nobody wanna hang with a freak
Who's clinically dead with no heartbeat

Fuck that, bitch, suck that
I was born with a wang but
I never had a nut sac
Just two balls hanging with no protection so
I move real careful and slow

You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
Just 'cause my toes curl up
Like the Iron Shiek
Is that the only reason nobody wanna hang?
Fuck it i chill with the three ring

Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere "Well, that's it
I hope you're satisfied
I hope you had a good time
You fucking heartless bastards
You saw what you wanted
So grab your fucking kids
And that fat flop of shit wife of yours
And get the fuck out of our circus tent
You cold hearted sons of bitches
You think they look fucked up
Just wait till I kick your
Fucking lips in a couple times
You'll be sittin up here like a bitch
And we'll laughing at your folded ass
They'll call you lumpy
After I done put knots
All over your fuckin forehead
Yeah, hey hey little boy, come here
How'd you like it if I tied
Your neck in a knot you fucking little bitch
Come here, I'll shove that
Fucking corn dog up your ass
Get the fuck out of here show's fucking over
Get the fuck out of here
You fucking heartless bastards"