Insane Clown Posse, The Jerky Boys - Assassins lyrics

Ya know who ya fuckin wit?
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w Wicked clowns!

Wicked clown, wicked clown!
Wicked clown, wicked clown!
(Don't fuck wit me)

As I walk through River Rouge, I saw this man
He was covered, he was buttered
Snatched his jewelry and ran
I caught up wit Nate and said
"I think it's worth a grand!" he smiled
And he giggled and he shook my hand
The jam was goin down
I need the money so I'm giddy
That fuckin snake mogul only gave us $750
(What?) my mamma threw me out
I called my sister a whore (Bitch)
Now my house is abandoned
My bed is the floor
It's been a week, I haven't eaten
I starve and I crawl
Saw my teacher Ms elena up in Wellington Mall
I broke into her Datsun and
Jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch and put
My shank to her neck!
She offered her car keys
Cried and said "Please!"
She promised not to tell and
Gimmie A's and B's i said
"I want your money bitch and all I can sell!"
(Now) i looked into her eyes and
She was scared as hell
I knew she was a snitch so
I cut off her tongue (Yes)
Got happy wit the trigger, now I'm on the run
AN ASSASSIN!

Wicked clown, wicked clown!
Wicked clown, wicked clown!
(Don't fuck wit me)

Ya know who ya fuckin wit?
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w Wicked clowns!

My father was a priest, cold blooded
He's dead hypocrite, he was a bigot
So I cut off his head
Poured on the holy water
"Bless the dead" is what I said
And heard the demons screamin
As his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway
Just the other day
I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said, "Thanks!" I said
"No thang!" and she got inside
Peepin as I'm creepin, I'm packin an erection
I'm steerin wit my dick, I'm like look
Which direction! (Ha ha)
Made it to her Ave, she got out and said
"See ya!" yo babe like why'nt ya chill and
Help me kill this two liter? (Baby)
Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass
Before she took a sip I had
My dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it
The shit was absurd
Like she was Sporty Spice and
I was some fuckin nerd!
Then she rolled over, and gave me a kiss
And said
"So when am I gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH?!
First I tried to choke her
She went for the door and said
"Welcome to the disease there's no cure for!"
Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door but
She slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and
I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun and shot
The bitch in her back!
Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon
Like a sick psychopathic!
Chopping and chopping, they said "J
What the fuck?" on the news they found her
Head stuffed up her butt, what!
I'm an assassin! Ha huh ha!
A muthafuckin assassin! Huuu!
An assassin!

Wicked clown, wicked clown!
Wicked clown, wicked clown!
(Don't fuck wit me)

Frontier hello?
Hello? Yes, hello?
Yes? Hi, I'd like to speak to Mike Wood
Who's calling? This is Sol
I'm sorry, who? Sol
Did you say Shawn? Sarah!
Hello? Yes
Yes, this is Sarah oh Sarah?
Mike Wood please! Okay, hold on one moment
Hello?
Yes I have a complaint, a formal complaint!
Go ahead they're just evil!
Who's evil? The last booking you had they
Jumped from the stage
And they tried to finger me in the audience!
Who is this? This is Sarah!
You're referring to who?
To myself and my rear! What do you
Mean am I fer- referring to? What band?
The Insane Clown Posse!
Wh- I don't understand what
You're talkin about!
Oh God! Do you book them or no?
Yes, I am the booking agent
For the Insane Clown Posse!
If that's who you are than I just so happen
To be a poor fool that was
Standing in the front row
When one of them jumped on me
Knocked me down and obliviously stuck
His fingers in my ass! I don't need this!
Why do you let this go on?
Why are you callin me about this?
Well you're booking them! (Hello?)
Get off the phone you stupid ass!
Who's helloing me? Mike Wood please?
This is Mike Wood
Please stop booking them Mike, please?
They're driving me nuts!