Insane Clown Posse - Bang! Pow! Boom! Sampler lyrics

"Is that a dick in your ear?"
Would you let a man stick a
Dick in your ear? I think
Not yet you continue to listen to
Lame radio stations every day
Which is just like having a
Big dick in your ear! "Fuck the radio!"
(Welcome to the wicked shit)

Heheheheheheh you won’t be
Hearing us on 102Foo! Or 88Hate!
Nah, we don’t give a fuck, fuck
Fuck about that shit-
You see, the radio is afraid of us!
Our music takes you on an adventure, into
The dark realm of the Dark Carnival
Presented only by
By, by, by Psychopathic Records!
(Whoop whoop)
We are the most hated band in the world
The Duke of the Wicked


And the Southwest Side Strangler
The Insane Clown Posse!
From Detroit City Murderous it’s ICP
Big Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope
Back with super producer Mike E clark
Exploding on September 1st
With the release of their
Brand spankin’ new album
The incredible Bang Pow Boom

With a Bang! (bang)
Say goodbye to everything!
Your complete annihilation is the
Reason he came! And a Pow! (POW)
He's wiping everything out!
Turn your whole fucking world
Into a mushroom cloud! And a Boom! (BOOM)
It's your inevitable doom!
Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!
With a Bang! (bang)

I’m sick of the fuckin’ radio telling me
What the fuck to listen to
What’s fresh, what’s not fresh, what’s hot
What about the shit I wanna
Hear? Like some underground shit
Some fuckin’ real shit
Man, the Wicked Clowns are that untapped
Untouched shit
Unfucked with by that mainstream
The real, authentic, underground wicked shit

Bang! Pow! Boom! Features 17
Crispy-ass tracks of
All-out Dark Carnival wicked shit madness
Including the brand new instant
Horror classic juggalos
Are bound to love: Fonz Pond

The water's thick with murky mud
The weeds are red like splattered blood
In this pond a spirit cries
Snakes and bugs replaced his eyes
Some don't believe and dare to swim
Something under will pull you in
Hidden deep in the wild brush
If you know where it is, then hush
(We almost there) don't go in the water!
At Fonz Pond don't go in the water!
At Fonz Pond

Fonz Pond is about a haunted pond, somewhere
Deep, deep, hidden within the woods
And all kinds of kids dare each
Other to jump in the water, and
Go up there and end up missing and
Shit something pulls them in the
Water it’s, uh, it’s spooky also, the
Street banger for stranglers called
"To Catch a Predator"

I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I’ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
Violent J poses as a child on the internet
And catches pedophiles at his house then
He hangs them by one foot in the
Basement and tortures them
It’s fuckin’ awesome

Only on the amazing Bang! Pow!
Boom! can you find
This high-energy spazmatic flavor bad
Boy right here (The Bone)
The song is like an
Instant shot of energizement (The Bone)
And it’s called
(The Bone) The Bone (The Bone, The Bone
The Bone)

The bailiff came at me with a
Pair of cuffs in his hand
He was taking me to jail
But that wasn't my plan
I broke the arm off my chair
Stabbed him hard as I can
He got the bone hE GOT THE BONE!
I jumped over the others and kicked
The door down with my feet
Ran down the steps and headed
Right into the street waved down a car
The driver stopped and looked at me
He got the bone
(Get out, bitch) HE GOT THE BONE!
I hit the gas and I'm swerving
In and out of my lane coppers on my tail
I'm driving like I'm insane
Old man up in the street
Crossing slowly with his cane
He got the bone hE GOT THE BONE!
Smashed into a post, I jumped outta my car
Hopped over a wall
Running through someone's yard
Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
He got the bone
(Bone muthafucka) HE GOT THE BONE!

You got the bone!

Collectors, peep this out (What?)
Bang! Pow! Boom! will be available
In three different flavors (O oh)
You’ll notice in stores that the CD
Comes in three different colors well
That’s not the only thing
Different about them each
Of the three versions also have
Their own unique album intro
And hidden track which version will
You cop? Green, red, or blue? Hm? (Hm-m)

Featuring absolutely no special guest
ICP return to their original
Dark Carnival ways
On hilarious tracks like "Boing Boing"

Bitches get sprung when I walk by
I dunno if it's my ass
Or maybe cause I talk fly
But no lie, as soon as I speak to 'em
They all want me to screw em

And "Juggalo Island"

We can have fun (Ha ha ha ha ha)
We can let go, by the water
Bang! Pow! Boom!, Sunny like high noon
Met some ‘lettes
And they all comin’ over soon
Have a luau, I'm getting blew out
Come over here if you ever get threw out
We gotta place for ya-

(And, and) And the slow-rollin’
Thunder-slammin’ masterpiece (masterpiece)
"I found a body"

I found a body (found a body)
I sure as hell could use a buddy
(use a buddy)
I'm lonely, I could use a homie (a homie)
Ever since I got out, stress has been on me
(Stress has been on me)

(This song, This song, This song, This song)
This song is about finding a dead body
In an alley it’s grizzly and bringing
It home to hang out with it’s
Brutal classic ICP wicked shit, psychotic
Mike E clark is sick for this one
(sick, sick, sick, sick, sick)

Man, the Wicked Clowns are not
Afraid to go to
The extreme to entertain that’s
Just what they do
And that’s who like this shit people
Who are into extreme shit

This CD sampler also comes with
A ninja decoder tool
Hang onto this high-tech device and
Find secret important messages hidden
Within the massive booklet that comes
With Bang! Pow! Boom! Don’t forget
Those who seek shall reap great reward

(The Wicked Clowns will never die, bitch)
ICP serves as a shining light source
Of just how far untapped
Independent music can go (go, go)
Completely uncensored and relentlessly on
The fuckin’ move (move, move, move)
The Wicked Clowns will never die

Don’t miss out on this
Soon-to-be juggalo classic
ICP’s new album, Bang! Pow! Boom!
Hit's stores everywhere and anywhere
Down with the clown september 1st, 2009

Check out insaneclownpossecom to
Have your wig
Flipped off your head every day, bitch!

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What do- (laughs) oh shit! I fuckin’ forgot!
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Can I not do the "oh shit"? Alright
Oh shit! Go to www
Wait, I gotta say, "I forgot, " right?
Alright oh shit! Go to ww-
I forgot to say I forgot wwwwfuckoff, okay
Okay, ready? (clears throat)
Okay oh shit! I fuckin’ forgot! Go
To wwwwfuckoffradiocom from 9 AM
To 1 AM and get your fuckin’ head blew off!
(laughs)
Every Tuesday and Thursday! 9 PM to 1 AM
And what? (laughs)
And get schooled? And get fuckin’ schooled!
(laughs)