Insane Clown Posse - Basehead Attack lyrics

"It's just
My family's out of gas and around the corner
And, you know, I just got off work, and, man
If you could just give me
Like, a couple bucks
Man, I could mail it right back to you
As soon as I get-"

So there I was watchin' Sanford & Son
Workin' the graveyard shift
At a party store, rollin' a spliff
I'm behind the glass
I see crackheads all night
But tonight the moon is red and
Shit ain't feelin' so right
My first sight was a basehead tryin'
To break into my car
In plain view, too I ran out with a crowbar
Hammered it across his cranium
He fell over dead but no blood, only dust
He's a fuckin' basehead


Here come another one jumpin' out of a tree
But I ain't even have to move
He missed by like twenty feet
He slammed down on the pavement
I quickly started kickin'
Beat him with the crowbar 'til
He finally stopped twitchin'
("Stop it! Stop! Stop it!")
Looked behind me
Seen another zombie in the register
I'm used to shoo'in' 'em off
("Get the fuck out of here!")
From beggin' from the customers
But now I gotta reach up under
The seat and grab the hand-ax
Whipped it from there and stuck
It into his back

(The attack of the baseheads)
They on a mission
They always on the hunt for
Somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city
Every town they always on the hunt for
Somethin' never to be found
(And I'm like "What the fuck?!")
(The attack of the baseheads)
They on a mission
They always on the hunt for
Somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city
Every town they always on the hunt for
Somethin' never to be found

Goddammit, it's two more in the cooler
Once I'm back in the sto'
Pull my hand-ax out that back and
Then attack him some mo' i charged
But he busted me in the head with a Pepsi
No effect
I left him shakin' on the floor like epilepsy
With they necks severed
Fuckin' zombies for rocks
Another jumped my back and we went through
The glass into the parking lot
He tried to kill me
He told me "Gimme some change!"
All diggin' in my ear for it and shit
Deranged!
I grabbed him by his head and tried to yank
It to the left to break his neck
But his head spun all the way around
And that was fuckin' it i was outta there
I seen another comin' out the grave
Zombies, beggin' for change!
I'm fuckin' swingin' at em
Knock they chin off their face
But they still comin' at me, hands out
They wanna base
They must think my white eyeballs
Are giant crack rocks
I gotta slap 'em out they funky-ass socks
Help me!

(The attack of the baseheads)
They on a mission
They always on the hunt for
Somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city
Every town they always on the hunt for
Somethin' never to be found
(The attack of the baseheads)
They on a mission
They always on the hunt for
Somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city
Every town they always on the hunt for
Somethin' never to be found

They don't have a brain left
Behind they empty eyes
They want crack rocka coca and
They buzzin' like flies
You might pull they arm off
You try to shake their hand
Because their souls been gone
It's just a shell of a man
Walkin' around lookin' for rock anyway
They can get it even if you got AIDS
Them dirty bitches let you hit it
And you still gettin' something worse
Than you already got
I seen one catch one in the head
Not even know he got shot
It was crack smoke blowing out
The side of his head
He put a champagne cork in the
Hole and that was it
Basehead zombies, millions of 'em and more
With the steamroller
Roll 'em over flat on the floor
They're like dead-ass bodies walkin'
Around without the ghost
With no clue where they fuckin'
Headed but the rock roast
Opportunities were given
They let 'em all pass
Now they themselves ain't worth the
Shit out they ass

(The attack of the baseheads)
They on a mission
They always on the hunt for
Somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city
Every town they always on the hunt for
Somethin' never to be found
(The attack of the baseheads) They
Comin' for your goods
Simultaneously, in fifty
Thousand neighborhoods
(The attack of the baseheads) They
Come out the dark and they comin' for you
They wanna pull out your heart and smoke it
(The attack of the baseheads)
They on a mission
They always on the hunt for
Somethin' they always missin'
(Fuckin' baseheads)
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city
Every town they always on the hunt for
Somethin' never to be found
(Crack rocka coca)
(And I'm like "What the fuck?!")
(The attack of the baseheads)
They on a mission
They always on the hunt for
Somethin' they always missin'
(Crack rocka coca)
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city
Every town they always on the hunt for
Somethin' never to be found
("Hold up! I need change!")

" tragedy, beautiful human being"