Insane Clown Posse - Bazooka Joey lyrics
[Insane Clown Posse - Bazooka Joey lyrics]
"This is the story of a man on the edge
Who all but lost his way
Until one day he discovered in his palms
A rocket launcher!
Enjoy this tale of personal rejuvination
Redemption and scrubification
As told by the great Shaggy 2 Dope!"
Grandpappy was a World War I I Vet
And I found his bazooka set
In the basement with a bag of mortars
Yeah bitch, I'm done taking orders!
Dragged it outside, tried it out
Dropped a shell in and fired it out
Across the street into the neighbor's kitchen
And now half of their house is missin'
Fuck yeah! I grab the rockets
Beer truck in the scope, I locked it
Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice
I'm realizing with that 'zook I'm nice
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
I sent a hot one right through the doors
And left 'em mangled in a pile of boards
I swear my shoulder is loving the shock
Fucked up an H & R block
I'm blowing new cop cars into stock yards
Bitch this is a bazooka, you not hard!
See the SWAT team hiding in a limousine
It seems they're smithereens!
Pull out my hair, screaming and laughin'
Getting shot at and shooting back and
Terrorizing, Paralyzing
Bazooka baby, electrifying
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Raid vans? You gotta be kiddin'
I'll take out a tank, I ain't bullshittin'!
Call me the crater creator
Drop you like a elevator, big hater
I'll blow a firetruck smooth in half
(Drop your weapon) All I could do
Was laugh! (Ha ha ha)
Who the fuck is you all demandin'?
I'll leave a fucking ditch
Where you standin'!
Fox News, turn it up loud
I'mma blow the crowd into a mushroom cloud
So tune in before I get shot
Bazooka Joey blowing up the spot
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
"Alright, we need to secure
The perimeter immediately!
Woah, wait a minute! What is that?
(Woah, woah, woah) get out of there!
For Christ's sakes
He's got a goddamn bazooka!
Back the fuck up!"
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Who all but lost his way
Until one day he discovered in his palms
A rocket launcher!
Enjoy this tale of personal rejuvination
Redemption and scrubification
As told by the great Shaggy 2 Dope!"
Grandpappy was a World War I I Vet
And I found his bazooka set
In the basement with a bag of mortars
Yeah bitch, I'm done taking orders!
Dragged it outside, tried it out
Dropped a shell in and fired it out
Across the street into the neighbor's kitchen
And now half of their house is missin'
Fuck yeah! I grab the rockets
Beer truck in the scope, I locked it
Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice
I'm realizing with that 'zook I'm nice
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
I sent a hot one right through the doors
And left 'em mangled in a pile of boards
I swear my shoulder is loving the shock
Fucked up an H & R block
I'm blowing new cop cars into stock yards
Bitch this is a bazooka, you not hard!
See the SWAT team hiding in a limousine
It seems they're smithereens!
Pull out my hair, screaming and laughin'
Getting shot at and shooting back and
Terrorizing, Paralyzing
Bazooka baby, electrifying
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Raid vans? You gotta be kiddin'
I'll take out a tank, I ain't bullshittin'!
Call me the crater creator
Drop you like a elevator, big hater
I'll blow a firetruck smooth in half
(Drop your weapon) All I could do
Was laugh! (Ha ha ha)
Who the fuck is you all demandin'?
I'll leave a fucking ditch
Where you standin'!
Fox News, turn it up loud
I'mma blow the crowd into a mushroom cloud
So tune in before I get shot
Bazooka Joey blowing up the spot
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
"Alright, we need to secure
The perimeter immediately!
Woah, wait a minute! What is that?
(Woah, woah, woah) get out of there!
For Christ's sakes
He's got a goddamn bazooka!
Back the fuck up!"
And I'm dancing! (He's dancing)
With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)
Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey)