Insane Clown Posse - Best Friend lyrics

Hey, ho‚ i i oh-ee oh hey‚ ho‚ i i oh-ee oh
Hey, ho, i i oh-ee oh hey‚ ho, i i oh-ee oh

Ay, ay well it's been like fifty years
But we've been down since the beginnin'
(Day one)
Backyard wrestling‚ he was the best
Yet would always let me pin him (I won)
Hard as fuck exterior
To protect that warm heart in him
He's my friend (I love you)
My best friend (yeah! yeah) my best friend
How the fuck did we suddenly
Become all old and corny? (What happened?)
Explain to me why now we're seen
As creepy when we horny (Ol' fool)
I could never cope or still hope
To open my eyes up in the mornin’
Without my friend (I love you, dog)
My best friend () my best friend
Can't tell my girl this ain't no way
She'd fuckin' crucify me (You did what?)
Can't tell my brother that, or my mother
'Less I want them to despise me
(Are you fuckin' dumb?)
Just one don't judge me and always loves me
And he never denies me he's my friend
(That's cool, man we all fuck up)
My best friend (Who gives a fuck, man?)
My best friend

You are my flashlight when the
Storm blew out the power
You are the sweetness when
That other shit's sour
You are the much-needed dawn
After a horrifying night
You are my very, very best
Friend, my very best friend, yeah
Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh hey!

Shit, she could look like Janet Jackson
In her prime and work me nightly
(Pleasure Principle, huh)
She could cook better than that TV chef
They say looks just like me (Fuck that fool)
But if that bitch thinks I'ma sell out
My homeboy, that bitch can bite me
I love my friend (Fuck you, bitch)
Down for my best friend
Yeah, yeah, right (That's my boy, ho fuck on)
That's my dog, right there for me, no punk
Ready for whatever life is spare in yo’ trunk
Never care if you drunk or
What you wearin’ all month
Spare a few bucks
The fresh air when you stunk
He the (Flush) to my full of shit
The (Duck) when I don’t notice it
The (Ching) when I owe this shit
The (Correct) when I don’t know this shit
She wanna fuck i need a rubber
(Take mine, bro)
Just ran your Bentley into a dumpster
(Oh, that’s fine, yo)
Well, if Death came and snatched up my ass
My kids would have a new dad ()
And if that pissed the Devil off
Tell him "Blow me, bitch it’s too bad"
And I’d be there for his kids as well
(For life) but y’all already knew that
He’s my friend (I got you, homie)
He’s my best friend, yeah
(For all of time, I got you! yeah)

You are my flashlight when the
Storm blew out the power
You are the sweetness when
That other shit's sour
You are the much-needed dawn
After a horrifying night
You are my very, very best
Friend, my very best friend, yeah
Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh hey, ho, II oh-ee oh
Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh hey, ho, II oh-ee oh

Okay, your wife fuck you and your family’s
Already born to the situation
(Time and chance)
Only them true-to-life real friends
Have chose that occupation
(yeah, ‘cause I love you, bro)
Yeah, and they love you and chose you for you
Without no other explanation like my friend
(I got no reason to be with you)
My best friend
(Except that I love you for you, dog)
Now see, she could suck the meanest wang
From here to Transylvania (Ahh)
And she could buy me whips and exotic trips
Shit, frot row Wrestlemania (Woo)
And if that bitch thinks I would
Ever sell out my boy she insane yet
‘Cause he’s my friend
(Bitch, you must be trippin’)
My fuckin’ best friend (Ha ha ha)
My for real best friend, yeah

You are my flashlight when the
Storm blew out the power
You are the sweetness when
That other shit's sour
You are the much-needed dawn
After a horrifying night
You are my very, very best friend
My very best friend yeah, yeah, yeah

(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are my flashlight when the
Storm blew out the power
(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are the sweetness when
That other shit's sour
(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are the much-needed dome
After a horrifying night
(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are my very, very best friend
My very best friend yeah, yeah, yeah
(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are my flashlight when the
Storm blew out the power
(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are the sweetness when
That other shit's sour
(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are the much-needed dome
After a horrifying night
(Hey, ho, II oh-ee oh)
You are my very, very best friend
My very best friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Brother!