Insane Clown Posse - Big Bad Wolf lyrics

I’m deep off in these woods
And I’m hungry as hell
I see a stacked little biddy
Comin’ down the trail
She had a red mini skirt and a bitch had ass
Like two beach balls stuffed down
The back of her pants
She got a basket of cheeseburgers
Too i can smell them
She said, "Stay away, evil wolf
Or I’m tellin’" i’m like "Why you gotta act
Like a fuck-ass bitch?
You could throw a woof some of them fries
Right quick"
But the bitch broke i sprinted quick
As hell down a back trail
I know the ho be as slow as a snail
I got to Grandma’s first and
Ate the bitch right there
Put her robe on and wig
And waited in her chair


In walks Little Red she said
"Something’s wrong
Grandma, why is your face hairy and long?"
I snarled my teeth and showed Grandma’s blood
And said, "Bitch, top me off
Unless you want some"

Run, bitch! Before you get your ass cheeks
Ripped off! Ha ha!
Who’s afraid of the big bad woof?
The big bad woof? The big bad woof?
Who’s afraid of the big bad woof?
He’ll rip your fuckin’ throat out

I be the big bad boy daddy bad-ass woof
And I own this ghetto-ass patch of the woods
Here come three little bitch boys
Richies they was piggies
But they was just bitches to me
I said "Fuck that shit build
A house on my block and I’m blowin’ it down
Don’t come showin’ around"
But they laughed it off and had
Me thrown in the pen
For threatenin’ when I got out
They been moved in
What the fuck they think they provin’?
What the fuck they doin’? What the fuck
My fangs are droolin’
The first house I blew down
Was straws and sticks house gone
But he was left there taking a shit
I tried to get him he ran
Into the second piggy home
It was made of good lumber
But I got they number
I took a hit of the magic blunt
Blew that shit down
And they both ran off into the big compound
The third shit was a fortress
Made out of stone
Ain’t no way that’s comin’ down plus
The blunt gone
I just walked right through the front
Door and killed all three
In the living room blame it on the full moon
(Awoo)

Bitch, beware the woof Sometimes gets wicked
Wicked (Awoo)
If I die
Please bring me back a woof Let me be wicked
So beware the woof sometimes gets wicked
Wicked (Awoo)
Don’t chase the woof no more
What for? He’s only wicked, wicked

So I’m sittin’ there
Chillin’ with four dead sheep in the freezer
I’m with this fine-ass French poodle skeezer
And I hear some kid yellin’ "WOLF! WOLF!"
But I run this bitch this is my home, my hood
Who the fuck is they talkin’
About attackin’ they sheep?
I ain’t even been down there
In a fuckin’ week
Next night, I’m all up under this ho’s tail
Nose deep
Same shit again: "WOLF! SAVE THE SHEEP!"
What the fuck is they problem?
I ain’t even attackin’
I’m over here gettin’ my dick sucked
Relaxin’ they must be chasin’ off
Some squirrels or somethin’ either that
Or that dumb fuck kid is frontin’
But I am runnin’ low on
My sheep from their yard
And next week the boys are comin’
By to cue and play cards so that night
I went on my monthly prowl with the snarl
Every backyard, I piss and leave hot carls
I started headed for the flock
Of fat fluffy-ass sheep
And they go "Baa!" even in they fuckin’ sleep
And the kid seen me, for real
And started blowin’ up the spot he cried
"WOOF!" but nobody came i took all they got

I wanna prowl like the woof do at night
(Da woof man) i wanna howl like the woof do
And be a fright (Shit, werewolves?)
I wanna prowl like the woof do at night
(Think I’m trippin’
The woof will snatch yo’ ass out the)
I wanna howl like the woof do
And be a fright (Shit)
I wanna prowl like the woof do at night
(Oh, you ain’t scared of a woof?)
(You’ll be scared of a woof when it takes
Your leg back home to it's pups
Mother fucker)
I wanna howl like the wokf do
And be a fright (Shit)
I wanna prowl like the woof do at night
(Shit, Shit)
(Snatch a bite out yo bitch ass
Out yo bitch ass)
I wanna howl like the woof do
And be a fright

Gettin’ a hope from God to be able to see
To discern the times of the
Seasons that’s ahead of you

To discern the times of the s-