Insane Clown Posse - Bitch I'm Fine lyrics

Woe is me
Shit gets cold for ninjas old as me
I'm pigeon-toed with corroded
Fuckin' folded feet
Plus I got molded teeth, knees bowed
Can't hold the load of me
Plus I'm told my heart is swolled
And could explode in me
They can fix my pill addictions
With some quick refill prescriptions
Quit sayin' chill with restrictions
Left sick and worse ill condition
And my nuts must rust
Because they just bust dust
Dickhead spontaneously combusted and
Left concussed
I got scoliosis, microcytosis
Severe psychosis
Doses of osmosis with hellafied halitotis
Got them Crohn's in my bones
Infected veins in my brains
Hepatitis A, B, C
And thirty-three other strains
Bitches gave me Siamese syphilis
And Croatian chlamydia gonorrhean diarrhea
Leaving britches shittier
I'm a dyslexic, anorexic, hectic, epileptic
With hellafied bent egg dick, but check it

Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pourin', I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
I said bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on

Shit, I got some ulcers, got that Alzheimers
Arthritis and amnesia
Acne, slackjaw, slapface
Plus the mumps of Melanesia
I caught Rosacea in Malaysia
Plus Peru's blue flu
Indonesian sneezin's the reason I'm
Freezin' in Oahu
Laryngitis, gingivitis, bronchitis
And gastritis meningitis, tonsillitis
With chronic elephantiasis
My dick is spittin' sticky liquid
That sizzles on contact
In New Guinea, something bit me
I'm thinkin' a wombat
Got the measles and chicken pox
Broke another toe kickin' rocks
They callin' me Sir Sick-a-Lot
Should keep my dick up in a sock
Heartbeat is speedin' quick and not
They sick of me gettin' a spot
Doc said inject him with somethin' toxic
And stick him in a box
I got chiggers, crabs
Tapeworms, ringworms, bedbugs, head lice
Been in a coma, with
Pneumonia, drink ammonia, dead twice
I'm not hallicinatin'
No use in debatin' or waitin'
It's only truth I'm statin'
Joey Utsler they hatin', but

Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pourin', I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
I said bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pourin', I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine