Insane Clown Posse - Clown Show lyrics

Come one and come all, everybody know me
I'm the class clown all around
And every day the ho me
It was hilariously funny when they beat
Me up in the gym
I was honored and privileged they’d
Let me be with them
And it's funny as hell when they
Diss on what I wear
And they smack my head up when I
Try to fix up my hair
I'm so funny, I amuse even the teachers
Others beat me in the yard
And they just laugh from the bleachers

It ain’t so funny when the shows over
(and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain't so funny)

I got a standing ovation when I fell
On my face in the class
Somebody shoe laced my ass
They spit on my seat they spit in my food
They spit on my face this
Audience here is rude
Well, I stepped up to Sarah
I thought I'd say "Hi!"
She laughs at my show so much
Figured I'd try
I asked her would she like to join
Me for piece of pizza pie
But she'd rather die, die, die
I visioned a bazooka barrel aimed at her face
And all that remains are
Pigtails floating in place
But that's only a vision and this is reality
I’ve got all of these people laughing at me
How stale of me
Smile! I’m smiling now mean faces and looks
Somebody kicked me in the ass
And I dropped all my books
Oh God, I'm so funny
And it’s all accidental again
I just want my clown freak show to end

It ain't so funny when the shows over
(and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain’t so funny)

I hop out of bed, woke up early this morning
'Cause this day here marked
This clown's final performance
I ran off to school in
My new clown costume clothes
I even painted my face for
You hoes here it goes i walk down the hall
And they all laughin' immensely
They know it's me
Automatically they all against me
But off in my bag
Between two books and a folder
Is a 357 Magnum, fully loaded, with a holster
Some teachers tell me to stop
But I walk right on past
I'm headed to my performance for
The first hour class
Just in time there's the bell
I take to the stage
Jump up on the teacher's desk
Laughing with rage
Come one and come all! Let
Me show you a trick!
It's amazing! I'll reach in this bag here
Right quick!
This a 357, fully loaded and all
Now look at the back of my head on the wall

It ain't so funny when the shows over
(and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain't so funny)
It ain't so funny when the shows over
(and it ain't so funny)
The storm blows over (and it ain't so funny)
And I chose no more (and it ain't so funny)

"Every sodomite will get a flame
Coming out of his butthole!
God's gonna have a flame coming
Out of your butthole!
There'll be people walking around
All over America
With flames coming out of their butthole!
Everyone who takes it up the rear
Everyone who has a
Penis injected in his butthole, when
That penis comes out
The flame will start burning!"