Insane Clown Posse - Dear 2 Dope lyrics

"Dear 2 Dope i was wondering if you could
Help me i've been
Involved in a relationship for
Several years now, and I
Recently found out that my love
Had an affair with
Someone else well, I wanna stay with my love
But I feel hurt over this could
You give me some advice?"

Smack that bitch right across the lips
Boston crab 'til you break her hips
Beat that freak in the head
With a cinder block
Blackin' her eyes, you lunatic-tock
'Cause I really don't gives a fuck
Except when I'm tryin' to put her in thе buck
Shit, I ain't said nothin'
Somebody left they load in hеr bellybutton
How you gonna say you love that
When her breath be smellin' like
John Doe's nut sack
I oughta smack you in your fucking head
Should've shot that bitch in the
Back with nothin' said
But you nothin' but a pogo
Tryin' to fall in love but you
Can't love a yo yo
She'll run and fuck then come right back
Then I greet her at the door with a smack
I'm psycho swingin' 'Til you hit her singin'

I loved my woman, had another man
So I slapped her in the
Dome with a frying pan

"Dear 2 Dope
I recently became involved with someone
Whom I care very much
About he feels we should be having sex now
But I don't know if I'm quite ready for that
Stage in our relationship i
Don't wanna lose him
But I don't know if I'm ready
To give myself up yet what do you think?"

I think you's a dumb-ass bitch
In a minute he ain't even gonna want the shit
You need to shut your stuck-up mouth
Cause your pussy ain't worth the
Walk to your house
I'm tired of these dookie lies
You know your dream about his
Ugly-ass face between your thighs
'Cause you think it feels nice
All he wants to do is smack
Your ass once or twice
And make your butt crack jiggle
Then stick his little ding-a-ling
In the middle (O oh)
I suppose you can wait for a weddin'
But ain't nothin' wrong with givin'
Up a little neden
But if you really wanna hold on the coochie
At least let him stick his nuts in your booty
Or work something else out
Like, maybe let him chill with
His nuts in your mouth
But if not, well thats alright
'Cause he'll just fuck some
Other bitch tonight, yo

"yeah, 2 Dope is the mother fuckin' shit
Y'all you need some advice? Send it
To his ass first class
And he'll do you right you
Know what I'm sayin?
'Cause bitches be linin' up
To juggle his nuts
And stick 'em in their butts
But only the ugly, fat sewer skanks
Be gettin to do the nasty
With the mother Shaggy"

"Dear 2 Dope yes, I was wondering
Could you please send me some advice on
How to enjoy longer lasting passionate
Sexual intercourses could you please
Let me in on
Some of your deepest, darkest secrets please
I really wish to know"

Roll a pound of chocolate Thai
And smoke that shit until you die
Puffin on the sess (Sess)
Takin' off her dress (Dress)
Slap her titties up and down
Do they bounce? (Yes)
Good! Get some Red Bull
And pour it on her bootie hole
Did she yell "What the fuck?" (Yes)
You did it right so turn the bitch over and
Punch her in the eye
Some bitches like it this way
But I don't know why
But some will hit you back you
Must watch out for that
Cause if you with a gangsta bitch
You ain't gettin jack (Aww)
How to keep your nut?
(yeah) Well, I got a secret (What is it?)
But if I'm tellin' you
You got to promise that you'll keep it (Shh)
Get you some Faygo and pour it in a bowl
And let your nuts soak in it
(What?) Just kiddin' (Oh)
And that is all, your lesson for today
If you can't get it right
You's a punk-ass bitch!