Insane Clown Posse, Esham - Drinkin' & Drivin' lyrics

Drinkin' and drivn' what'd you say
Drinkin' and drivin' all day
Drinkin' and drivin' where's my keys
Drinkin' and drivin' please

Zoom, zoom, zoom, jumped in the car
I ain't even know that I was goin' that far
I ain't even know that I was goin that fast
Until the red and blue lights
Got behind my ass
Boys in blue, what the fuck I'm gonna do
Oh shit, damn, I got the brew
Should I try to guzzle it?
Plus I been smokin' purple kush
And they gon' smell the evidence

I'm in the 1977 Ford Granada
All metal, with a lot of power
And I'm mashin' that mother fucker
As fast as I can
Down the sidewalk, for innocent women and men
I'm a serial murderer, all in one night
I know the blood on the
Hood and windshield ain't right
And it's way past my third defense
I'm gunnin' it goin' to jail
Goin' to Hell for the fun of it

Are you serious?
(Shit) Fuck the fast and the furious
Swervin' in and outta lanes
Dangerously delirious
The girls be like there he is
Pushin' that Cordoba
Get your ass out the street
Before you get ran over
Give me them keys, J Ain't no way
I'm headed down the off ramp
Wrong side of the freeway
But friends don't let friends
Well then I don't know you then
'Cause I'm with these three bitches
And a bottle of Hen
I see the lights behind me
Remind me of the stage
I'ma do the best I can to
Try to land the front page
What if somebody get hurt?
Then my mission complete
I'm tryin' to burn up in the fire
With my head in the street
I'm all the way livin'
Mother fuckers against drunk drivin'
Man, mother fucker, my nerves is bad
When the cops pulled me over
Asked me why'd I do it
I say don't fuck with me
Go fuck with Martha Stewart

When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')
When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')
When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')
When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')

I ran into a school bus
And it burst to flames
But it was parked and empty all the same
I tried to kill myself
I feel guilty from wealth
And the muffler that I drag ain't stealth
Hitchhikers recognize the grill and they run
I'm tryin' to kill someone
I'm tryin' to spill some run
We took a flight to Australia
And rented a car and got drunk and drove it
Through a titty bar

I was in that same titty bar
Gettin' a lap dance
This car crashed through the wall
Hennessy spilled on my pants
Before the police had a chance to come inside
I looked at 'em both and said
"Y'all wanna ride?"
Became the best of friends
We murder pedestrians
We get drunk drinkin' drivin'
The rest begins
And we wanted by the police and FBI
It don't matter when in your
Head the death be right dWI, DWLS
Still pushin' brand new cars, baby
What can you tell us
It should be illegal for the liquor
Store to sell us this shit
Every week, we in the same shit, fellas

When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')
When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')
When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')
When they threw me outta the bar
(I was drunk)
They threw me into my car (Thinkin')
Somebody 'bout to get bad news tomorrow
(Drinkin' and drivin')