Insane Clown Posse - Fearless lyrics

Are you scared? (Fearless) are you scared?
(Are you frightened you little bitch?)

What's the matter
(Are you scared of ghosts?)
What's the matter (I'm not scared of ghosts)
What's the matter (Matter of fact
I'll summon a ghost with this ouija board)
(And as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it)
Tell me are you fearless
Who's the scary one?

I'll go to Alaska
Bitch slap a polar bear and take it's food
I'll mow the fuckin lawn
On a land mine field like what boom
I'll roll an M-80 up in some
Papers and smoke that shit up
I'll share a dirty heroin needle with
That dirty bitch Courtney Love
I'll run around the White House lawn naked
And screamin and bustin shots at him
I'll scratch my back with a
Chainsaw oh yeah got it
I'll walk through Compton alone and sport
Wranglers and a cowboy hat
I'll head-butt a fuckin unicorn
Come here bitch (No! Thunk Damn)
I'll stand on a stump and let you
Trim my toenails with a axe
I'll sucker punch a gorilla and then try to
Run with a banana hangin out my ass
I'll fuckin become pen pals
With the Unabomber
And let him send me packages
I'll drive a ice cream truck through Ethiopia
Talkin' about free ice cream sandwiches

What's the matter what's the matter
What's the matter (Why you scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
What's the matter (Why you scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared)

I'll let Sam Kinison borrow my car
If he was still around
I'll bungee jump off a crane with
Only a spaghetti noodle tied on
I'll clinch my butt cheeks shut while a
Ruthless alien trying to probe me
I'll receive an operation on my eyeball
While riding in a dune buggy
I'll finger fuck a toilet and
French kiss a light socket
I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice
("I'm Jenny!", Naw! No I wouldn't)
I'll take all my clothes off and run
Up and bear hug a cactus
I'll sneak up to Slick Rick and
Snatch off his eye patch (La Di Da Di)
I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs
And spread jellyfish on my toast
I'll fuckin grease my ass up and sit
On top of a flag post
I'll shoot a game of pool with the grim
Reaper and then let him beat me
I'll meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar
Let him take me home and eat me (No Fear)

What's the matter what's the matter
What's the matter (Why you scared?)
What's the matter what's the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
What's the matter (Why you scared?)
What's the matter what's the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared)

I'll throw gang signs at the Boo-Yaa Tribe
Up and downs like whut
I'll hunt Michael Jackson's
Plastic surgeon tell him hey do me up
I'll put my lips on a 81' novas
Exhaust pipe and smoke that fucker
I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so
Big Red Lobster's tryin to catch'em
I'll start a record label and invest
Everything I got on MC hammer
(Can't touch this)
I'll wear a pink bikini thong and
Walk right through the slammer
I'll take a chrome desert eagle 45 put
It to the dome and dump it
I'll go to a big ass beehive on a tree
Drop my drawers and hump it (No Fear)

What's the matter what's the matter
What's the matter (Why you scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
What's the matter (Why you scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
What's the matter (Why you scared)
What's the matter what's the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared)