Insane Clown Posse - Friend Request lyrics

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You have a friend request
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Friend request

Ha ha ha heh! Hey! Balloon anybody? Free
Hugs and handshakes
‘Cause I’m sweeter than chocolate pancakes
I’m Choppy the Clown, looking for friends
Packet full of gummy bears
And a dirty syringe
I’m a bit of a fibber, a play pretender
I’m supposed to say that I’m
A sex offender heh ha!
But I’m innocent, it’s true, I’ve fled
But between me and you
She was a doo doo head
Now I’m set how about you?
Where is your home? When will you be there
Alone? I’ll creep over!
Sleep over, dude we should!
We’ll play Twister nude in the
Woods i’ll bring Twinkies! Oh yeah, Stinky
My puppy – I’m right behind him
Hey, wanna help me find him? Hop in! Heh ha!
We can have ice cream with Reddi-wip topping
And you can scream when I’m chopping!

F to the R I E N D r E Q U E S T
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!
Do you want a friend? I’m right here
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!

Hi, I’m Sam? I’m looking for somebody
To watch scary movies on Netflix?

Hello! I’m Fingers the Clown
With a friend request
Father of the year in a pink vest
That step dad that gladly behaves the best
‘Til I graze your breast! (On purpose?) Yes!
I like kissing you a lot
And I’ll slap your butt
And I’ll slap your friend’s butt!
(What the?) What?
You better know I’m not the
One you can trust, son
I’m not nuts, I’m trying to bust some
That does it, missy see my in my man cave!
Right now, it’s you in my man cave!
Some things are better took to the grave
Like when I taught you how
To shave down there
Remember, I was just dating your mom
And that was the fucking bomb
Well that exploded
And our friendship’s corroded to Hell, bye!
Like I told you, death if you tell why

F to the R I E N D r E Q U E S T
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!
Do you want a friend? I’m right here
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!

Hi, it’s Pat here if you like milkshakes
Give me a call!

Everybody has friend requests
But who’s all in disguise?
Who’s really out to hurt you?
Look deep behind those eyes
Who’s real? Who’s fake? Who’s a snake?
Who’ll use you as prey?
We share this land with demons and devils
Deceptive in every way
Who’s camouflaged in a world of
Lies to devise your demise?
Who’s waiting for opportunity to
Bite you and spite? (Surprise)
So go make some friends, choose
Who you hang with, people you met
But one day, it just might be they fangs
Sunk deep in your neck

Fine lady!
What up? I’m requesting your friendship
Let me buy you a drink to sip!
I’m fresh out! (Oh what?) of uh law school!
I graduated and shit! (Ah, cool)
First just dust, then came trust
Then the lust came ‘til I came, nuts bust
I’m the type you bring home to your mudda!
And in the trunk I shut her! Nah!
Say, babe, who’s that guy?
Oh it’s just a friend? Okay, bye! gun shot
Damn, babe, so sorry about him
We’ll carry on without him where’s dinner?
I told you, when I come home late
I want a hot plate
Or get socked in the face like last time
And I guarantee spousal abuse quick
Every time you refuse, bitch!

F to the R I E N D r E Q U E S T
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!
Do you want a friend? I’m right here
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!
F to the R I E N D r E Q U E S T
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!
Do you want a friend? I’m right here
We’re best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request add me!