Insane Clown Posse - Get Clowned lyrics

"Ladies and gentlemen, 'los and 'lettes
It's time to witness the shine of the
Wicked Clowns, Violent J and Shaggy 2
Dope, the world's most hated band
The Insane Clown Posse"

Abracadabra, stab you up bloody
I'm the big duke, smear your ass like putty
That's one thing I ain't never done was study
Fuck my meds, I'm about to go nutty
If we was in prison, I'd rape your anus
With this broomstick, not my penis
I do a drive-by on a pogo stick
As I'm gettin' my dick sucked, no bullshit
I clown motherfuckers, pie to the face
Probation officers, I lie to they face
I sell fake dope, and you still buy it
I even tell you it's fake
"I'll still try it"
I'll sock your ass and leave you snorin'
Still laid out same spot next mornin'
I'm a serial 'iller, pound for pound
You fuck with a Juggalo, you get clowned

Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch, you get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch
You get clowned

I'm Shaggy the clown, my foot swing around
Put your nuts so far up your ass
They never found
Now eyeballs in the microwave grow fatter
Until they finally splatter
How do I know this? It don't matter
When I pulls out my axe, hoes scatter
'Cause in my head, I hear the drums of war
Next thing you know, I comes to your door
And I kicks it in, the shit begin
Take a knife to the chicken and
I sticks it in cluck
Pluck the feathers, cut your tethers
Everybody run free, dumping in a Humvee
Mass pandemonium all around
Innocent victim dying on the ground
Hold him close as his heart slows down
And then whisper in his ear hole
"you got clowned!"

Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch, you get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch
You get clowned

I paint my face like my brothers and sisters
We're misunderstood by these others
They diss us truth is these haters want to
Love us and kiss us
'Cause they secretly hound dogs
We shove 'em when they piss us off
Instead we gotta clown these hoes
Stick our big clown shoes
All up they assholes
'Cause when our wagons come to town
We only pick up the found, bitch
So get clowned

Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch, you get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch
You get clowned

Pie to your face foot up your anus
Nuts on your chin
Then we do it again, bitch, you get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch
You get clowned

Phone ring "'Yello?"
"Hello? May I speek to a Joseph Utsler?"
"Who's this?"
"Yes, this is i am calling from
Quest Diagnostics Collection Agency uh
It shows here we have an overdue
Balance for you of seven hundred
And forty-two dollars and
Thirty-three cents i'm
Calling as to see when, uh
Joseph, uh Utasaler could make a
Possible payment on this, uh, overdue bill?"
"Man fuck you"
"O-okay, thank y- thank you very
Much for your cooperation
And we will be speaking
Again soon goodbye now"