Insane Clown Posse - Hooker lyrics

I'm pathetic, I’ll admit it
Ain't no hoes that'll let me hit it
I tried so hard, spent so much cash
Makes no difference, I get no ass
I go to the titty bars and make it rain
Get a lap dance, but it ain’t the same
I even tried all the dating websites
It only led to more lonely nights
But just as I had a date who no-showed
I seen this hottie, so my car slowed
It was a hooker, and I had fifty bucks
So my dick she sucked and

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

Call me John, and I'll say, "That's right"
I had a hooker on my dick last night
And yes, she was a meth head
And yes, she stunk up the bed spread
And yes, she had syphilis
But I wore a rubber when I split the guts
I don't give a fuck i got no time
To date and buy hoes expensive wine
I ain't tryna buy you a piece of steak
With this hard-earned money I make
But I pay for the neden thank you, Miss
Fuck for an hour but never kiss
You're probably thinking that I'm dirty
That's okay, ‘cause I think you’re nerdy
The same damn ho that you
Fucking love so much charged me fifty bucks
And

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

What can you buy with a fifty spot?
You can get some neden, if she’s hot
It ain't you fault she needs the cash
It’s a fair trade you need some ass
Hey baby, you want me to suck your
Cock for fifty bucks?
You want mama to come sit on your lap, honey?
Come on, baby i know you got fifty bucks
I'll your butt for ya
You want me to get that brown
Eye? Come on it's only fifty

I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

(Just fifty bucks)
You want me to your mustache for you, honey?
(Just a fifty spot, Hell yeah)
Come on, baby, you want felcher? (Oh yeah)
Fifty bucks, baby (I got a hundo on that)
I know you want some pussy, baby
(Oh, you only want fifty?)
You want a Cleveland steamer? (Ooh)
Cash me out (Count me in)