Insane Clown Posse - House of Wonders lyrics
[Insane Clown Posse - House of Wonders lyrics]
So there you are, you're sittin' there
Just kinda chillin' a richie boy
You look a little bit like Dylan
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So I'm gonna change a few things around
Here and there start with your eyes
I pluck 'em both out your head
And pull your balls out your sack
And stick 'em there instead
Then I snap off your toes and
Stick 'em in your nose
And pull the hair out your
Head until your skull shows
You're almost ready
Gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your lips, man, to me
They just don't look right
They could be a little fatter, even more
So fuckin' fat that your lip
Is draggin' on the floor
Tie your tongue into a knot
And stretch it out and tack a sign on it
Tellin' what you're all about
Set you up, 'cuz now you're ready
So open up the door
'Cuz at the House of Wonders
You're the freak show
Carnival thrills carnival chills
Carnival excites you carnival kills
(Ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh)
Another freak show from the jugga-lugga-lo
So there you are, come on in, chickie
Wow! Ain't you a pretty?
I think I'll start with the
Silicone that's in your titty
I'll pull it out and put it
In your forehead and cheek so now
You look like the elephant bitch freak
Don't try to run, chickie-poo
I'm just gettin' started
I'll beat your head in with
A brick until you're half-retarded
Remember that ugly girl you laughed
At at the prom?
Don't try to laugh now, bitch
You look like her mom
You came to do the starin'
But it's you they're starin' at
I'll stuff you full of chili-cheese
Dogs to make you fat
Then I'll stretch your fuckin' lips and
Stick 'em in your ear
So all that evil shit you talk
Only you can hear i shave you bald
And glue your titty on the top
And then I spit on your nipple until you drop
Hey! Almost ready? Jumpsteady, open the door
'Cuz at the House of Wonders
You're the freak show
"Oh, oh, oh my God! "Oh, oh, oh my God!
"Oh, oh, oh my God! "Oh my God!"
Just kinda chillin' a richie boy
You look a little bit like Dylan
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So I'm gonna change a few things around
Here and there start with your eyes
I pluck 'em both out your head
And pull your balls out your sack
And stick 'em there instead
Then I snap off your toes and
Stick 'em in your nose
And pull the hair out your
Head until your skull shows
You're almost ready
Gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your lips, man, to me
They just don't look right
They could be a little fatter, even more
So fuckin' fat that your lip
Is draggin' on the floor
Tie your tongue into a knot
And stretch it out and tack a sign on it
Tellin' what you're all about
Set you up, 'cuz now you're ready
So open up the door
'Cuz at the House of Wonders
You're the freak show
Carnival thrills carnival chills
Carnival excites you carnival kills
(Ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh)
Another freak show from the jugga-lugga-lo
So there you are, come on in, chickie
Wow! Ain't you a pretty?
I think I'll start with the
Silicone that's in your titty
I'll pull it out and put it
In your forehead and cheek so now
You look like the elephant bitch freak
Don't try to run, chickie-poo
I'm just gettin' started
I'll beat your head in with
A brick until you're half-retarded
Remember that ugly girl you laughed
At at the prom?
Don't try to laugh now, bitch
You look like her mom
You came to do the starin'
But it's you they're starin' at
I'll stuff you full of chili-cheese
Dogs to make you fat
Then I'll stretch your fuckin' lips and
Stick 'em in your ear
So all that evil shit you talk
Only you can hear i shave you bald
And glue your titty on the top
And then I spit on your nipple until you drop
Hey! Almost ready? Jumpsteady, open the door
'Cuz at the House of Wonders
You're the freak show
"Oh, oh, oh my God! "Oh, oh, oh my God!
"Oh, oh, oh my God! "Oh my God!"