Insane Clown Posse - Hunt for Big Smoke lyrics

We all heard the legends
And the lore of big old Yukon Moose Dick
But listen up here i know another Bigfoot
And boy do I got something to tell you

Here go a story
Now some will tell you it ain't true
But I was there, motherfucker, so fuck you
It took place deep in the woods up north
In a little town that's only found when you
Ride on the back of a horse
No electric running water, no luxury
Drinking at the bar, an old-timer
He sat next to me he said he had a warning
And I better listen up
It's a creature in this forest
That ain't never been caught
Known for smacking down trees
Summer or the snow
And he's snatching up livestock
Shitting in the swimming hole
Smashing through houses, snacking on dogs
You can smell him coming miles away
Stinking like shit logs
Three AM in the morn
He's outside sounding big
Sounding like a moped peeling out on
The back of a pig and in case I had any
Thoughts of sticking around
He told me it killed and ate
Half the people in this town

Big Smoke (He gonna fuck you up)
Big Smoke (Try to run, you stuck)
Big Smoke (He gonna take your head off)
Big Smoke (Try to run, he'll cut you off)
Big Smoke (He gonna have you for that meal)
Big Smoke (Try to run, your guts will spill)
We on the hunt for Big
(Big) Big Smoke (Smoke)
We on that hunt for Big
(Big) fuckin' Smoke (Smoke)

See you later, old fuck, good luck with that
Wait, it ate my horse for an afternoon snack
Shit, well, I guess I'm camping here
Oh fuck, I smell shit in the air
The old man said we got two
Choices on what we can do
Choice number one stay here and turn
Into that Bigfoot's morning dune
Choice number two it's so much more
Simple as you can see
You can run like a bitch and
Die or hunt him with me
We set a Bigfoot booby trap
Sasquatch wire trips
Pipe bomb for Skunk Apes
Yetis get them Uzi clips locked in on Yowie
We hunt him with the A Team van
Howler get that heat seeker
Lawn mow the Grassman
Camouflaged head to toe
I wish a motherfucker would
Time to go, he said, hold up
You're misunderstood
This ain't your everyday
Average normal beast, nope
He said, son, strap in
We on the hunt for Big Smoke

Big Smoke (He gonna fuck you up)
Big Smoke (Try to run, you stuck)
Big Smoke (He gonna take your head off)
Big Smoke (Try to run, he'll cut you off)
Big Smoke (He gonna have you for that meal)
Big Smoke (Try to run, your guts will spill)
We on the hunt for Big
(Big) Big Smoke (Smoke)
We on that hunt for Big
(Big) fuckin' Smoke (Smoke)

He came crashing through them woods
Tying tree limbs in knots
Made a beeline for my partner
So we busted off shots
The bullets only pissed him off
Now Big Smoke cut loose one chomp
Now that old man just some feet in his shoes
Bloodthirsty as fuck
Big Smoke looked up at me
Crushing boulders in his path
Smoke got up in my face
Let out a bloodcurdling yell
Put a slash on my cheek and let
Me live to tell the tail

Big Smoke (He gonna fuck you up)
Big Smoke (Try to run, you stuck)
Big Smoke (He gonna take your head off)
Big Smoke (Try to run, he'll cut you off)
Big Smoke (He gonna have you for that meal)
Big Smoke (Try to run, your guts will spill)
We on the hunt for Big
(Big) Big Smoke (Smoke)
We on that hunt for Big
(Big) fuckin' Smoke (Smoke)

Big Smoke big Smoke
Big Smoke big Smoke
Big Smoke big Smoke