Insane Clown Posse - I Found a Body lyrics
[Insane Clown Posse - I Found a Body lyrics]
Somebody to agree or disagree with
Tell me I'm right or wrong
Somebody to talk to, eat with, be with
Somebody who cares whether I'm alive or not
Somebody who knows whether I'm alive or not
I was walking home through an alleyway
Paying no attention, tripped over a leg
It was a dead body, hid off to the side
He looked like a crack head
Maybe twenty-five he looked rather lonely
Both his eyes were open
Threw him on my shoulder
Took him to the homestead
Sat him on my couch, cooked him pizza rolls
Opened up his mouth
Stuffed 'em down his throat
Then we went to Target
I pushed him in the cart and
People stopped and stared
They thought he was retarded
I put him in some shades and
Sprayed him down with axe
We rented a movie, just chilled and relaxed
I found a body
I sure as hell could use a buddy
I'm lonely, I could use a homie
Ever since I got out, stress has been on me
(Stress has been on me)
I just don't wanna be alone any more
I just wanna be around somebody
I mean anybody! I just don't wanna be alone
We went to Clark Park, it's my favorite place
Had to shoot the birds off
Picking at his face
Then we took a bike ride
He rode the handlebars
Stopped and had some ice cream
He started acting hard
First he wasn't talking, then he wouldn't eat
Then it fucking hit me: I
Found him in the street!
He's fucking dead, I almost forgot
He has a hole in his head
From where he must've got shot
I can't stand any more loneliness
I just don't wanna be alone fuck
I took him to my mom's house
She called him a user
Cuz he had my shoes on
She thinks he's a loser
He don't have a job yet, got nothing on rent
Pretty much everything about him is spent
I got into a fist fight, two thugs jumped me
He stayed in the car
Chilling in the front seat
Come to think about it he
Ain't really my friend
But whatever we got, I don't want it to end
Cause
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