Insane Clown Posse - I Saw a Monster lyrics

The unexplainable has happened to us all now
We've all seen and heard things
(No lie) that just don't seem to make sense
But this right here is a true story, and
It happened to my boy, violent J
(The Duke, baby) many moons ago
In the D hey J (What
Up, though?) go on and tell
Them Juggalos about this shit
Man it's wig-blowin'

I was younger, probably seventeen or eighteen
Representin' scrub life, everybody hate me
Night after night, I would stress, I
Should've been at a party
But I wasn't that type of guy
I wanted to be a ninja
And I wanted it severe
I challenged myself all the time
It was weird i'd be layin' there in bed
I'd tell myself I was weak
Unless I run right now, out the house
And booked down the street
And up the hill, in the park
About two blocks away
Sometimes still in my socks, there goes J
Scootin', on a self made ninja mission
My dog runnin' with me, we hit the ignition
And fly nonstop up to the top
With the quickness
Something I had to prove to myself
Call it a sickness
But there I was, proud as can be, arms spread
I yelled "Warrior!" as loud as I could
And one night, I walked my girl to my car
Clouds speedin' through the sky
Unusually dark cold, wicked, and windy
And you know I was bummin'
I just wanted to sleep
(No) , but then I knew what was comin' (No)
Got in bed, then it started in my head
(No) , I fought it
Told myself I'm a neden if I don't do it
And I bought it out the door
I was flyin' like a thief in the dark
Cut across the lawns to jumpstead
The beat of my heart (Woo)
Got to the top and yelled
It wasn't like other nights
I yelled "Warrior!" but
Somethin' wasn't right
A huge gust of wind almost
Put me on the ground
I was noided runnin' back down
But didn't fuck around
I was halfway back home and
Stopped to catch my breath
When I seen it, a real life creature of death
A fuckin' monster
Stompin' out of the woods behind me
I'll never forget it
You won't need to remind me
Like a bigfoot, arms mad long and scary
As tall as a stop sign, big and hairy
I was gone
Thought about bangin' on peoples'
Doors for help
But what the fuck they gonna do?
I'm in this shit by myself
I ran up in my house and
Laid up under the window
Right there in the dark
And all I hear in the wind blow
All that "warrior" shit
I probably conjured up a demon
He came to fight and saw me
Run off like a bitch, screamin'
Is he still out there
Who knows? I called Nate the Mack
He came over in the Nova with
The shotty in the back
I jumped in, we bounced, and to this day
Y'all i don't know if anybody believes
It when I say

I saw a monster, it was gonna kill me
Feel me? I was out of that bitch
It couldn't come near me
I saw a monster, yeah
I guess it could've been fake
But who the fuck would be willin' to
Do all that it would take? I saw a monster
And it would've ripped me in pieces (Shit)
If I would've stayed to fight it
And that is my thesis
I saw a monster, and I'll never be the same
It's embedded in my brain
It will forever remain it was a monster

And there you go
A true story from the streets of Detroit
I swear to God, I saw a monster
But for all you haters and
Nonbelievers and haters out there
Fuck you if you don't believe
I've seen a monster that's real