Insane Clown Posse - If I Was a King lyrics
[Insane Clown Posse - If I Was a King lyrics]
If I was a king all bitches would blow me
Big bag piles of jewels for my homies
We would go to war and take everybody's land
No clothes allowed on female citizens
Titties and nedens exposed for the public
I run around gropin these hoes
And they love it give these little kids a
Little somthin to drink
And free all hookers and pimps out the clink
New days muthafucka I rewrite the laws
Everybody gotta get a SV tat, cuz
We run this bitch parades on daily
Every criminal out there gotta pay me
Fuck that five hoes lickin my ass
We sit around bonfires burnin up hash
Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes
Before I throw that ass to the snakes
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control if I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control
If I was a king there wouldn't be no generals
I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds
I'd piss in my own halls, clean that shit up
I sleep for weeks at a time wouldn't get up
I wouldn't do shit but accumulate paper
Lookin out the penthouse of a skyscraper
It's all mine though, blew it out the window
I let it blow everywhere rain on the people
Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths
Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash
The balls in my nut bag will
Be two big ass diamonds
You see them through my underwear shinin
Step back when the king is
Comin' down the street
With the murderous fleet rumbling your feet
I'm riding on a dinosaur if I was a king
With a harem of hoes
They suck my dick & everything
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control if I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control
If I was king, I'd shoot arrows into my city
If they hit somebody
Then they luck was shitty
When you meet this king, do more then bow
Do three somersaults and a flip somehow
I'd send ninja assassins to kill other kings
And run around their lands
Settin' fire to things
Bent on power, this king wouldn't care
And I'd sample every motherfuckin
Neden out there
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control if I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control (We got this)
(We got this) if I was a king (Shit)
(We got this)
Big bag piles of jewels for my homies
We would go to war and take everybody's land
No clothes allowed on female citizens
Titties and nedens exposed for the public
I run around gropin these hoes
And they love it give these little kids a
Little somthin to drink
And free all hookers and pimps out the clink
New days muthafucka I rewrite the laws
Everybody gotta get a SV tat, cuz
We run this bitch parades on daily
Every criminal out there gotta pay me
Fuck that five hoes lickin my ass
We sit around bonfires burnin up hash
Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes
Before I throw that ass to the snakes
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control if I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control
If I was a king there wouldn't be no generals
I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds
I'd piss in my own halls, clean that shit up
I sleep for weeks at a time wouldn't get up
I wouldn't do shit but accumulate paper
Lookin out the penthouse of a skyscraper
It's all mine though, blew it out the window
I let it blow everywhere rain on the people
Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths
Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash
The balls in my nut bag will
Be two big ass diamonds
You see them through my underwear shinin
Step back when the king is
Comin' down the street
With the murderous fleet rumbling your feet
I'm riding on a dinosaur if I was a king
With a harem of hoes
They suck my dick & everything
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control if I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control
If I was king, I'd shoot arrows into my city
If they hit somebody
Then they luck was shitty
When you meet this king, do more then bow
Do three somersaults and a flip somehow
I'd send ninja assassins to kill other kings
And run around their lands
Settin' fire to things
Bent on power, this king wouldn't care
And I'd sample every motherfuckin
Neden out there
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control if I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry
About a damn thing i got this bitch
Shit's under control i got this bitch
Shit's under control (We got this)
(We got this) if I was a king (Shit)
(We got this)