Insane Clown Posse - If I Was God lyrics

America - has lost sight of God
The Bible says - the wicked
Shall be turned to hell
And all nations that forget God
America has forgotten The God
The more rapes there will be
The more muggings there will be
The more drugs there will be
The more murders there will be

If I was God - I'd probably
Try to clear my brain
Kick back up in the heavens and
See what we can change first off
I'd have no guns - just hand to hand combat
Only the strong survive like cavemen
I'd like that if I was God - the Sun would
Blink from time to time and blackout
I'd introduce the newest ryda -
Put Eazy-E back out
I'd fuckin' ride up in the sky
Upon a cloud floatin' around
Both grantin' wishes and throwing
Lightning bolts down
If I was God - I'd show up
And host a Saturday night live
Just to freak em' out and
Let everybody know I'm alive
If I was God - I'd
Explode every crooked preacher's head
Right then when he's screaming and
Preaching face all red pOP!
If I was God - I'd go and
Try to whip the devils' ass
But it probably ain't that easy and
I probably learn it fast
If I was God - I'd ride
A dragon down to earth
Pull Bin Laden out of sand
- fuckin' kill him myself
If I was God - I'd turn pop music upside down
We have the top 40 list
- be top 40 underground
I'd watch Twiztid take home
7 grammies or more
I'd see Boondox riding front
Page on the source
And somehow I'd be about to marry a Beyonce
Tellin the paparazzi "All y'all get
The fuck outta the way!"
If I was God - I'll grow
My face hairs long like Moses
Hit the club in iced out halo
And see where the hoes is
I cork all the volcanos and
Let this bitch blow
And then rewrite the timeline so
That it never happened so
I do it again and again and again
And again and again every time I needed to
Express my anger within
I'd fly above the cities -
A giant with searchlight eyes
I let you motherfuckers know I'm
Watching - ready to energize
I've got them lighting bolts
I'd turn prisons to country clubs
Make a lot more hotties
Be attracted to scrubs
If I was God - every now
And then it rained dynamite
Just to keep you on your toes -
Make sure you got your shit tight
I'd bring dinosaurs back -
Just when nobody expects
And send your prayers to each other -
See if you gonna reject it
I'd give everybody free rewinds for
Shit they mighta' passed up
I cure the sick and diseased and let
The crippled get their ass up
I make it rain money everywhere it's needed
Crooked cops will get their ass beaten
Shit and get even
I'd do a lot a shit different
But I don't know shit
I'm so happy that I ain't him
My head about to split
I've fuckin' make it rain indoors
- I know that much
I'd take a photo of me with
The devil in a camel clutch
And put it on all the TVs for 24 hours
Make giant meteors pass by the
Earth within the couple yards
Shit, If I was God - I'd
Walk around the city like King-Kong
Be down on the street and
Fuckin' peep in your home
If I was God - jealousy
Would be easily detected
Their faces would turn out of the
Demon everytime time they felt it
Fucking earthquake - I'll shake
This bitch dramatically
I pick the earth of shaking
Pepper my spaghetti with trees

Holy shit yall' what the fuck would I do?
If I was God?
Man, fuck, what the fuck should I do?

I'd give all hungry and
Needy pizzas and steak
And cook it all over the flames of
Hell if that's what it takes
I'd drop a couple new animals
Every fuckin' month or so
And send a few tornadoes through
Where they normally go
I'd not only walk on the water for
You - I'd hammer slide and boogie
And snap my fingers
And give all the little kids each a cookie
I'd send snowstorms to the dessert
Heatstrokes to the artic
Three times a year visit's
Which are dearly departed
I'd put about 10 000 real
Jason Voorhees up there
Just to add a fresh element
Of fear in the air
I'd throw angel picnics and parties we get
Drunk and come down to earth
Probably picking fuckin' fights up
In the church
I'd have a stretch limo so long the fronts
Already there and I even left yet
Faygo lakes everywhere
I'd jog inside the earth and make
It spin like a hamster wheel
I'd have aliens come and try
To make us their meal
But that's exactly why they gave
The job to somebody else
Or is there "a they" fuck
It - figure it yourself
Cause I ain't have a clue in hell
Shit, I'm probably going to hell

Fuck it, man what?
I'm going to Hell!
I'm probably fucking going to Hell!
Fuck it, man what?
I'm going to hell!