Insane Clown Posse - If You Can't Beat 'Em Join Em lyrics

Come here, man check it out
You know there laughing at you, man
Fuck 'em, man, you know what I'm saying?
Come down here, man
And join the carnival, man

Gangstas bangin', nuts straight hangin'
Freakazoid baseheads sparin' changin'
Homeless hobos pushin' dead bodies in a cart
Uh, listen to the good part
Pigs are outdoors, roamin' the land
Chewin' on somebody's head i don't understand
It's to much for my nugget to process
So I stop the car, step out
And get undressed
Then climb the trees and kick
It with the owls
You don't like that you can suck my balls
Just me and my homeboy Lloyd, you see
Probably can't nobody can see him but me
Lunatics, zombies, and goons


Roaming underneath the 17 moons
Of Delray hell ray suicide poison
Can't beat 'em fuck it i
Might as well join 'em

Dee dum dee dum dee dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum (Detroit)
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum diddy dum diddy dum dum dee
(Fuck off, man) dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum dee dum dee dum dee
Dum- If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Hey! Bitch boy, were the fuck are you goin'?
Don't you know they don't like
Richies were you goin'?
You don't belong here i think you best leave
Before I grab you by your
Chicken neck and squeeze
I take off the sewer caps and dive in
I breed dead chicken boys
For my little friend
To snack on his name is Willaby Rags
"Thanks, you know, you're not a bad guy
Shaggs"
It rains only twice a year around here
The streets are dry because now the sky
Is filled with smog and fog and funk
I finally had it i'm gonna jump! A-a-a-h!
(is he dead?)
No i bounced my skin's made of rubber
A toxic waste freak show, motherfucker
And I'm part of the circus show
Can't beat 'em, join 'em, like I did, yo

Nobody wants ya got nowhere to go (baby)
Come down and join up with the carnival show
(Alright) you're addicted to crack and you
Don't have a back (No back)
Here at the freak show we
Don't care about that (Come on)
You might have two heads
And you might have ten (You might have ten)
You might have a finger growing
Out of your chin (Oh)
Here at the carnival, you can't go wrong
(No, baby) it doesn't it matter if your
Neck bone's three feet long

If you can't beat 'em, join em
If you can't beat 'em, join em
If you can't beat 'em, join em
Hell, just join ‘em, mother fucker
(If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em)
If you can't beat 'em, join em
If you can't beat 'em, join em
If you can't beat 'em, join em
So just join ‘em, bitch boy
(If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em)
If you can't beat 'em, join em ("I can’t")
If you can't beat 'em, join em ("I can’t")
If you can't beat 'em, join em
("Fuckin’, uh") just join ‘em, mother fuck
(If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em)
If you can't beat 'em, join em ("Hobos")
If you can't beat 'em, join em
("Fuckin’ wineos")
If you can't beat 'em, join em
("Mother fuckin’") just join ‘em, bitch boy
("Mother fuckin’ lunatics, maniacs")
Just join them ‘Cause you can't
("Fuckin’ psychotic serial slaughters")
Can't beat em ("Mother fuckin’")
So just join those mother fuckers
("Kleptopathic fuckin’ insane fuckin’")
Can't beat ‘em
Just join ‘em ("Fuckin’ stranglers and shit")
Can't beat ‘em just join em, bitch boy
("Those -those mother fuckers that
Be eatin’ people
And shit after they kill ‘em, you know what
I’m sayin’? Those mother fuckers
That eat, uh, fuckin’
Horses and shit, and fuckin’ them fuckin’
Those mother fuckers that eat fuckin’
Dead bodies and shit, them too and uh
Fuckin transvestites, fuckin’, big
Fuckin’ nasty bitches and shit
Laughs All those
Mother fuckers, man i’m for real man
‘cause I didn’t see any shit!")