Insane Clown Posse - Joker's Gallery EP Intro lyrics

"Ol' Evil Eye" playing in the background
Hey, man fuck that bitch
(Damn, mother fucker, you just drank all the)
I’m sick of that wack bitch
(I didn't get some)
Why's everybody always trying to
Kick with that bitch?
Hold up, man alright, turn up here
I just gotta figure out
This bitch is straight tires screech
Aah! there’s a fuckin' car comin'
Car crashes hey, Mister! Mister!
(What the fuck? Where am I?) why, why
This is the greatest show of them all!
Allow me to welcome you, my diseased friend
To the carnival, the Carnival of the Dead
And here, sir, is your ticket (What the
What the fuck? Tickets for what? Where am I?)
Mister, give your ticket to that man
And walk through that door
And say "Good riddance" to your life
And say "Hello" to your new eternal destiny
Welcome, sir, to the Joker's Gallery
Ticket, please
(No! I'm not dead! No! No! I'm not dead!
Stop it! Let me out! Help me! I'm not dead)
Now, you may enter door slams shut

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The Joker's Gallery
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The Joker’s Gallery (Ticket, please)
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The Joker’s Gallery
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The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)

Wicked, wicked, wicked Wicked Clowns
Welcome, Mister i’m Violent J, and I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your ass
(Ticket, please) we the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes
And chose the express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist to the Gallery
(Ticket, please)

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The Joker's Gallery
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The Joker’s Gallery (Ticket, please)
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The Joker's Gallery
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The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)

Hey! What's up, mother fucka?
Yo, this is Shaggs 2 Dope
Welcomin' you to the Gallery!
The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)
Looks like you already bought your tickets
The cost? Well, the cost was yo ass
Bitch boy laughs (Ticket, please)

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The Joker's Gallery
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The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)

Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
(Ticket, please)
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Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
(Heheheheheheheheheheheheha)
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
(Ticket, please) the Joker's Gallery
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