Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Nothing Man lyrics

A little trivia, anyone?
But we never get to hear the answers, heh
That ain't any fun
(Existence) Who said gimme one? I ride
The earth around the sun
As the world turns, fuckin' up my equilibrium
(Another day) A shitty one
Another lame millennium
(Months) Who said gimme some? (Years)
I don't want any, none
(Decades) 2051 (Forever) Must I continue on?
Whoever gave me life is a true machiavellian
I'm faceless, bodiless, headless
What part of this shit don't you understand?
No ribs, bones, arms, or hands
I'm kneeless, dickless, Jesus did this?
For no rhyme, reason, or need, I just exist
Was I an angel who crept
Out of heaven then sinned got restrained
So I'm kept out and never let in
Cursed me to a life left out with no reaction


Here forever, but with no voice or body
How's that fun?

I can't be seen or heard
I know it seems absurd
I can't be touched nor felt
I'm never sensed or smelt
But I know I'm real (No one can see me)
I just fuckin' know I'm real
(They can't see or hear me)
The people walk right through me
Showin' no respect our eyes never connect
They never notice shit
But I know I'm real (No one can see me)
I just fuckin' know I'm real
(See, hear, or feel me)

Nuh uh, i don't remember the beginning
Or when I arrived
I don't need food or water
Yet I somehow survive
Am I an energy that was
A ghost stuck in purgatory?
I have no recollection of any life before me
So what's my story? Tell me help
Me why am I here?
Have I done something? Am I
Supposed to? It's unclear
Is this a punishment, a sentence
A long detention among the living
But trapped within my own dimension?
I crave interaction
I fiend to cause reaction
Even the smallest distraction at all
A fraction until one day
I thought I finally caught some action
It seems like this hottie's
Eyes realize my traction
I said "hey" she said "hey" wait
What'd you say?
Her eyes, fine, stayed on mine
Declined to look away "I said hi
" our passersby asked to whom was she talkin'
She pointed at me
He saw nothin' and kept walkin'

I can't be seen or heard
I know it seems absurd
I can't be touched nor felt
I'm never sensed or smelt
But I know I'm real (Somehow she can see me)
I just fuckin' know I'm real
(She can see and hear me)
The people walk right through me
Showin' no respect our eyes never connect
They never notice shit
But I know I'm real (She can see and hear me)
I just fuckin' know I'm real
(Couldn't touch or feel me)

We talked to each other
We couldn't feel each other
Even without touch, we soon became lovers
We were lovers
(She's his lover, and she's his best friend)
We were lovers
(She's his lover, and she's his best friend)
We lay in the same spot
She'd sleep inside of me
As close as we could be
She even cried for me we were lovers
(She's his lover, and she's his best friend)
We were lovers
(She's his lover, and she's his best friend)

I told her don't speak of our love
But she had to brag about it
She'd say, "He's sittin' right here
" they rolled their eyes and doubted
We had dinner with her parents
And I knew they didn't get it
'Cause followin' supper
They tried to have her committed
We ran away, and then we began to plan a way
We wanted so much just to touch
And clutch each other and such
I said, "Well I ain't no wizard
Not a clergy or cleric
Probably don't want to hear it
But my guess is, i'm a spirit
And if I'm correct, and I'm a ghost
Then it's apparent
Clearly only death can bring you to my void
So we can share it" and with that
She understood what's good
And started ascendin' a rusty fire escape
I thought she must be pretendin'
But within a few minutes
She did it and reached the roof
And yelled, "I love you, Mr nothing Man
And here comes the proof"
I tried to scream a rebuttal
Out came a whimper so subtle
She dove off and turned into a broken
Busted up puddle silence, wind
And traffic off in the distance
Her soul standin' up from the wreck
I wait to witness
Instead, red liquid spread out from
Her shattered head quickly
I fall and sob and raise my
Fists and scream, "Please, God, forgive me!"

I can't be seen or heard
I know it seems absurd
I can't be touched nor felt
I'm never sensed or smelt
But I know I'm real (Only she can see me, No)
I just fuckin' know I'm real
(She can see and hear me, Please, God
Forgive me)
The people walk right through me
Showin' no respect our eyes never connect
They never notice shit but I know I'm real
(But she could see me, Please, God)
I just fuckin' know I'm real
(Now she's avoided dearly, Please, God)