Insane Clown Posse - Ninja lyrics
[Insane Clown Posse - Ninja lyrics]
Hey, yo J, man, ay yeah?
Ay, man, you remember me? Uh huh
And you remember that shit you said? Nuh uh
Well, payback's a bitch!
Gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot
Motherfucker, let's go, man
Hold up, man, he's still alive, man
Gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot
Die, motherfucker, damn!
Shoot that motherfucker again, man
Gunshot gunshot oh shit
Gunshot gunshot shoot him again, man
That motherfucker's still alive, man
Gunshot gunshot gunshot laughing
Gunshot gunshot gunshot die, man
Gunshot
Oh shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man
The wicked clowns will never die! Bitches
What the hell's a ninja?
(Ninjas possess the superior
Skills of ninjit'su, motherfucker)
Ninjas are a branch of the Japanese samurai
(The superior skills)
A very old organization (Of ninjit'su)
Its origins are hundreds of years old
(Motherfucker)
Much of it's history has been lost
(Ninjas have the indomitable fighting skills)
Not many ninjas exist today
Yet they all have (Of a ninja)
Indomitable fighting skills and
Superb ninjit'su (A ninjer)
No matter what weapons you use
A ninjer will never die
(A motherfuckin' ninja)
Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
So I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and
Ninja-crawl through the halls
N' then I'd jump out n'
Stab bitches in the balls
Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
N' now they dissin' me, yellin'
"fuck Nerdy-J" i sit n' think at how it
Changed as I got olda'
As I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin'
On tha chalkboard i'd tell the whole class
"nobody move or jiggle
First one that do I'll make
Yer fuckin' neck wiggle"
Everyone would start jockin'
The news would take my picture'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
After I was done killin' all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come
N' swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in the house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried ta hit her again
But that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat
You hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock
His beard off his face i tell him, "Dad
Now look at all your broken glass
Why don't cha pick it all-up n'
Stick it in your ass" i watch him do it
"Now hurry up ya take forever"
When he was done I'd
Squeeze his butt-cheeks together'
"Now get the FUCK out my house
Never come back!" i throw a Chinese star
Stick him in his ass-crack (Ahh)
I turn to my mudda
"I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
But
I still gotta go to work, n' pay the rent
I flip french fries for $225
Mr donny works here he's fuckin' 45
But he'd think he "da' shit"
Cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk inabout 5 minutes late
Cuz I was tryin' ta clean the
Blood off my ninja blade
So, Mr donny wanna try n' get up in my face
Screamin' at me, sweatin' over this place
Mad, cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
Just another bitch workin' for next to free
I thought about taking my Ninja steel
And cuttin' up his body
And fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin' wack
And I could kill this bitch
And I don't even need to be a ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
Yeah, yeah I'm a ninja, yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Clown BITCH
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ay, man, you remember me? Uh huh
And you remember that shit you said? Nuh uh
Well, payback's a bitch!
Gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot
Motherfucker, let's go, man
Hold up, man, he's still alive, man
Gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot
Die, motherfucker, damn!
Shoot that motherfucker again, man
Gunshot gunshot oh shit
Gunshot gunshot shoot him again, man
That motherfucker's still alive, man
Gunshot gunshot gunshot laughing
Gunshot gunshot gunshot die, man
Gunshot
Oh shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man
The wicked clowns will never die! Bitches
What the hell's a ninja?
(Ninjas possess the superior
Skills of ninjit'su, motherfucker)
Ninjas are a branch of the Japanese samurai
(The superior skills)
A very old organization (Of ninjit'su)
Its origins are hundreds of years old
(Motherfucker)
Much of it's history has been lost
(Ninjas have the indomitable fighting skills)
Not many ninjas exist today
Yet they all have (Of a ninja)
Indomitable fighting skills and
Superb ninjit'su (A ninjer)
No matter what weapons you use
A ninjer will never die
(A motherfuckin' ninja)
Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
So I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and
Ninja-crawl through the halls
N' then I'd jump out n'
Stab bitches in the balls
Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
N' now they dissin' me, yellin'
"fuck Nerdy-J" i sit n' think at how it
Changed as I got olda'
As I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin'
On tha chalkboard i'd tell the whole class
"nobody move or jiggle
First one that do I'll make
Yer fuckin' neck wiggle"
Everyone would start jockin'
The news would take my picture'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
After I was done killin' all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come
N' swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in the house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried ta hit her again
But that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat
You hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock
His beard off his face i tell him, "Dad
Now look at all your broken glass
Why don't cha pick it all-up n'
Stick it in your ass" i watch him do it
"Now hurry up ya take forever"
When he was done I'd
Squeeze his butt-cheeks together'
"Now get the FUCK out my house
Never come back!" i throw a Chinese star
Stick him in his ass-crack (Ahh)
I turn to my mudda
"I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
But
I still gotta go to work, n' pay the rent
I flip french fries for $225
Mr donny works here he's fuckin' 45
But he'd think he "da' shit"
Cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk inabout 5 minutes late
Cuz I was tryin' ta clean the
Blood off my ninja blade
So, Mr donny wanna try n' get up in my face
Screamin' at me, sweatin' over this place
Mad, cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
Just another bitch workin' for next to free
I thought about taking my Ninja steel
And cuttin' up his body
And fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin' wack
And I could kill this bitch
And I don't even need to be a ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja
Damn It'd feel good to see people up on it'
Yeah, yeah I'm a ninja, yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Clown BITCH
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha