Insane Clown Posse - Piggy Pie lyrics

Pig squeal
"Come and get it! Woo! We got some
Fresh vittles for your fat chicken-ass to
Snack on, bitch! So here, start with a
Slice of this fresh piggy pie
Motherfucker!"

The first little piggy
His house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken
Turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to fuck his sister
And drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the
Wicked piggy roaster a farmer at the border
He tried to take me out
I drew my axe with the quickness
And cut his chicken feathers out
Walked in the village
And to the piggy's place
He opened up his door
And popped me in the face
And blew me off the porch
And cracked my head in half
But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh
(Hehe) forty in hand, I rose from the dead
And threw with all my might
I made a ping noise off his head
Since we out west, I had a little fun
And pulled his fuckin' tongue out
The back of his cranium

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when
You hear a piggy die i might use a gun
(No) , I might use an axe (Yes)
The carnival's in town
Come and get your piggy snacks

The second little piggy
His house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a motherfuckin' dick
He sit's on his bench and
Gets all the respect but if I get a chance
I'm goin' straight for the neck
He walked in the room, and everybody rose
Lopped off bucket chillin'
Underneath my clothes
First they let the piggy
Now you can finally sit
But what this piggy don't know is he's
About to get his neck wet
Now I see the bailiff
I'm thinkin' what the fuck?
I can smoke this room before his
Hearing aid will pick it up
Old-ass man, I let him get away
That tired motherfucker will
Probably die tomorrow, anyway
Here come the piggy, it's time for my case
His eyes are blood red with
A wicked lookin' face
He saw my joker's smile
And sentenced me a dime
So I whacked on the bucket
Made it fuckin' rain pork rinds

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when
You hear a piggy die i might use a gun
(No) , I might use an axe (Yes)
The carnival's in town
Come and get your piggy snacks
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when
You hear a piggy die i might use a gun
(No) , I might use an axe (Yes)
The carnival's in town
Come and get your piggy snacks

The last little piggy
His house is made of gold
He lives in a mansion on his own private road
I started walking down it
The guard he told me wait
I bounced off his head and did
A Jackie Chan over the gate
'Cause this little piggy must definitely fry
I'ma lop his nugget off and
Toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take
The form of the devil
And pull it out the sky
And beat it with a shovel people in my city
They fightin' for they meals
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed
With hundred dollar bills
A richie is the devil, he never will admit it
So I'ma take his money stack and
Stuff his face with it
Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and
Laid it upside his head
He begged for his life
I told him it's too late
And took away his dough and
Watched the devil suffocate 'Cause I need

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when
You hear a piggy die i might use a gun
(No) , I might use an axe (Yes)
The carnival's in town
Come and get your piggy snacks
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when
You hear a piggy die i might use a gun
(No) , I might use an axe (Yes)
The carnival's in town
Come and get your piggy snacks
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when
You hear a piggy die i might use a gun
(No) , I might use an axe (Yes)
The carnival's in town
Come and get your piggy snacks
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the squeal when
You hear a piggy die i might use a gun
(No) , I might use an axe (Yes)
The carnival's in town
Come and get your piggy snacks

Ring hotline
H hello? What up?
What's up? I'm not sure that
I wanna live anymore, that's what's up
Hold on!

El hello?
I, I need someone to talk to call your mom
My mother died last year
Serves her right, bitch! Ha ha ha ha i'm just
Playin', fuck nuts listen, whenever
You're feelin' low
Just page me and I'll call ya you will?
Sure i'll call you a nerdy
Bitch for botherin' me! Now
Don't blow your fuckin' head off
Why not? Who cares if I do?
The poor guy who's gotta clean that shit
Up if you're gonna do it
Do it outside or somethin'!
You think I won't really do it, don't ya?
Honestly, I could give a rat's ass
You think I won't
Huh? You think I'm kiddin'? You think I'm-
Do it! Do it, fucker! Bring me the gun! I'll
Fuckin' do it for ya! Gunshot
Hello? Hello? Are you there? Hello?
I knew you wouldn't do it, you scary bitch!