Insane Clown Posse - Super Duper lyrics

I woke up one morning
Simply rolled out of bed
I wasn’t groggy for a change
Not even in my head
I went to take a piss, and my aim was perfect
Didn’t hit the seat or hit
The bowl when I squirted
I felt refreshed and rejuvenated
As I got dressed i swear to God
I felt like wearin’ an "S" on my chest
I went to read the morning paper
And didn’t need my glasses
Scanned the whole page and read
It all in two passes
Felt like a million bucks, jumped in my truck
Snapped off the gear shifter when
It tried to get stuck
What the fuck? People honkin’
Morning traffic’s a bitch by myself
I pushed a truck to the side it was a cinch
I must admit, i surprised myself that was
A feat of strength started joggin’ to work
And that shit was quite some length
About 15 miles, I made it there in 10 minutes
Starin’ at my watch wonderin’ how
The fuck I did it

Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shootin’ star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!

My factory job sucks it causes bodily harm
Soon as I got there
The pressing clamp caught somebody’s arm
Bust on the scene with my bare hands
I pulled it apart 5, 000 pounds of pressure
Molten metal and sparks
I saved his life without so much
As a burn or a scratch
Everyone crowded around me like
How did you do it? I told
Them all I’d be right back
Went outside for a second to
Keep myself in tact
Stared into the sky that’s when somethin’
Told me I could do it spread my arms
And jumped up in above like I knew it
I could fly at first, I was shaky and scared
That shit was weird
But soon enough got my head cleared
Soared like an eagle i got it down
Became an expert it never entered my mind -
Fuckin’ returning to work
I flew between all the trees
And all the buildings uptown
Whizzin’ right through the clouds
Dippin’ back low to the ground

Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shootin’ star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!

I flew all night throughout the city’s lights
High atop the buildings, the view is so tight
I tried to look for crime
But really didn’t see shit
Just some hookers and meth heads
But that’s really it
With my incredible strength
I lift abandoned cars
Flew ‘em through the sky and
Dumped ‘em in the junkyard after the night
I returned home and jumped in my bed
With so many ideas infiltratin' my head
But when I woke up
That’s when I felt groggy as hell
Pissed all over the toilet seat
Felt shitty and stale walked in the kitchen
Feelin’ as slow as molasses
Picked up the paper
Couldn’t read without glasses
Walked into the yard and tried to fly, but no
My powers only lasted a day? This isn’t so
All my super plans tucked away on the shelf
Guess I’ll have to be straight
Livin’ like everyone else

Super duper (Na na na na)
How did I become a shootin’ star?
Super duper (Na na na na)
Float through the sky, lift up a car
Super duper (Na na na na)
This whole day has been way bizarre
Super duper (Na na na na)
We like you the way that you are!