Insane Clown Posse - The Blob lyrics

"Devereaux"
Our story begins with our hero, Bob

He thought he'd seen a shooting star
From the backseat of his car
As some heifer bobbed her face
All on his Twinkie but that shit was fuckin'
Close, what the fuck, could've been toast
Now beyond the trees is
Flickering and blinking
He told her hurry, girl, come on
Pop that cork and then be gone
Next thing he knew
He had his leg up as his dick sneezed
She made his goober disappear like
Gulp "My Uber's here"
Then he ran to see what
Landed past some thick trees
There in the dark of the night
Was this hole glowin' bright
He looked in and seen what
Might be a crashed meteorite
He was cautious, full of fright
It could be contaminated, right?
Just then a shell cracked light
What an incredible sight
Some liquified shit glowed
It was oozin' out slow

He found a stick near the road
And he stuck it in slow
He looked at it up close
And it appeared to grow
He went to fling it right quick
But the shit was too thick
Wiped it around on the ground
It just devoured the stick
Swallowed it bit by bit
It tripled in size quick curiosity's legit
That's how the best of 'em slip
He couldn't wait to feel, evaluate the deal
Glowin' with great appeal
Why hesitate? He kneel
Looked like a ocean kill, a jelly fish or eel
And then he dabbed it with his finger
And his fate was sealed

Beware! It's the killer thrillin'
From another galaxy, everybody killin'
Blob! Blob!
Beware! It's the killer thrillin'
From another galaxy, everybody killin'
Blob! Blob!

He felt his fingertip was burnin'
And before long he was learnin'
Once it begins to feed, indeed
It will spread slowly devoured up his hand
He scrubbed and showered, understand
He tried to burn it, freeze
It, Jesus, make it cease, he begged
He knows just what needs to be done
Fuckin' ay this won't be fun
But to save his life it's best
He just do it quick
Plus he gots no where else to turn
'cause true loyalty is earned
And to be honest
Bob was pretty much a fuckin' dick
He called that hooker from before
Her Uber pulled up for more
She heard him screamin' from inside as
She knocked on the door
She brought the axe and a sword
And wondered what was in store
Bob was elbow deep in blob as
Her jaw his the floor
Told her cut off his arm quick
"What the fuck is that shit?"
He screamed "Do it now, bitch!" she's like
I'm gonna be sick
He said be steady, don't trip, she begged
But what if I slip
Just then she swung as he was talkin'
That bitch cut off his lip
His arm remained in tact
But you could hear the bones crack
The blob continues to attack
Chewin' on Bob like a snack
And now it's spreadin' in fact
Onto his chest and back
The situation that he's facin'
At best is wack
Bigger gets and as it saved the best for last
But Bob's face it passed because
It tastes like ass
Any last words before you're
Fertilized to grass?
The blob was just too fast

Beware! It's the killer thrillin'
From another galaxy, everybody killin'
Blob! Blob!
Beware! It's the killer thrillin'
From another galaxy, everybody killin'
Blob! Blob! Blob! Blob! Blob! Blob!