Insane Clown Posse - The Joker's Wild lyrics

"Welcome to another exciting episode
Of Delray's number
One game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy
Tell us something about
Tonight's contestants"
"Hey, mother fuckers! Get ready
For the killer show up in this bitch! We
Got a cop, we got a judge
And we got a redneck
So step the fuck up and
Play The Joker's Wild!"

Woohoo! Everybody smile
Guess who's back on your underground dial
(Who?) it's the game show host with the most
(Violent J)
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
Cop copper, it's been a long while
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
Mr pig-Man packing that steel
But tonight, you ain't shit
Now spin the fuckin' wheel
(O oh) Looks good, nice try
Now let's see just how ya gonna die
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
He just pounds nails in your forehead
The pig got lucky that time
But let's take a look who's
Next down the line
Oh, the 43rd District judge, hey pal
Remember me? You threw me in jail
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
The clicker's landed, let me check
The Jukey, hey it ain't bad at all
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
Who's next for the games and fun?
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
The redneck that sicked his dog on me
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
Spin around and around it goes
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

"Tell me who killed 17 people and
Later ate their dead bodies?"
"Jeffrey Dahmer?"
"No, the correct answer would be your mother"
Slice "Aah!" "Shaggs?"
"Aww, shit, motherfuckers! Get ready for
Round two in this bitch, so if you want your
Fuckin' neck bone chopped
Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"

You like big money and prizes, don't ya?
You'd probably kill for a big prize
Won't ya?
You little bitch, it's your turn to spin
Free money, now spin again
Oh goody, now unzip your drawers
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
Now we bust your head like a pinata (Hey)
The audience loves that shit
Listen to 'em cheer when
Your forehead split's
Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d damn, uh
We got guts on the camera

"The Joker's Wild is brought
To you by Faygo!" "Everybody sing!"
Send your momma straight up to the sto'
Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo

Welcome back to the Carnival Show
Here's your chance for the
Big money cash flow
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever
Joker, joker, lemon (Aww) we sever your head
Pick a door, one, two, or three
It's the same behind every door, me
There's no escape, now gimme that bald head
The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead
At home they just watching your doom
We broadcast from Hell to your living room
I ripped off his nug bone, wicked clown style
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

"It's time to play hit
Or miss contestant number
One, open your mouth contestant number two
Get ready will he hit or miss?
HE HIT! What's next?"
"We got money! We got cash! We got prizes!
We got blood! We got guts!
We got naked dead bitches
On the Joker's Wild"

I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
Somebody's gonna die, oh my
It's Mr thompson, my next door neighbor
Always bitchin, yellin' from the kitchen
Window, see he died and he
Went to Hell though
We meet again, I got my own game show
Spin the wheel
'cause I just can't fuck around bonus round!
Oh shit, the end of the game
Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang
You gotta chance for money and prizes
You gotta chance at death, too, hahah (O oh)
So get ready, I'm coming at ya fast
Your chance for freedom at last
Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?
"Uh, uh, I think so", load the gat

"The governor?" "Eats butt?"
"Yes! The square root of two?" "Um"
"Correct! Nut sacks don't belong in?"
"Butt cracks?" "Right! Rich boys eat?"
"Caviar?"
"No! The correct answer is bullets"
Gunshots and laughter "Oh geez, ah, well
This is Bink Chipperwink saying so
Long 'til next week, folks see ya later
Goodbye"

"That's it go home" (Aww)