Insane Clown Posse - The Stalker lyrics

The stalker! Yeah! Ha!
The Stalker! I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie

So I'm pimpin this old piece of shit, right
There's this smoochie-poo at the stoplight
Clearing throat How's about a date?
Two tickets for the circus
Pick you up at eight!
"Fuck no, you're a loser!"
Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass!
Heh he, but I ain't naggin'
To the next light in my pink Volkswagen
Oh, excuse me, ho
But I'm Violent J, act like you know
"Violent J the country singer?" No!
Violent J the southwest Gangster-o!
And the bitch was gone (Aww)
So I followed her home (Huh)
'Cause I've got it going on (Ho)
And I'm in the haugh (Yep)
Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you'd do if you's a stalker

"So, what happened?"
"Well, I really don't like to talk about it
But he ruined my life
I mean, he was everywhere everywhere I went"
The Stalker!

I think that this ho likes me, yeah!
(She tells you to fuck off with such class)
I think that this ho likes me!
(yeah, go on and get that ass)

Well the stalker stalk his target
Just happened to see her at the supermarket
Oh, hi, hey that peanut butter sucks
You wouldn't like Jiffy it ain't got no nuts!
Why don't you try these?
She ran away scared and I'm
Staring at her butt cheeks
'Cause I know she love me
She want to tease and please
And rub and dub me "Hello?" "Hi, it's me!"
"Hello?" "You love me?"
"Hello?" "I love you!" "Hello, hello?"
Biggity ba boom
I'm back in the stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow
Yo, I know she gonna show up
(Tick-tock Tick-tock Tick) No luck!
Peep through her windows
Jack off in her back yard
"Somebody pulled a joker's card"
And you know a Joker caught ya
Things you do when you's a stalker

"Are you okay?" "I don't know
Because I know he'll be back
He always comes back
I'll never be able to live
A normal life again!" "It's okay"
The Stalker!

I think that this ho likes me, yeah!
(She tells you to fuck off with such class)
Said I think that this ho likes me!
(yeah, go on and get that ass)

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
(Hoochie, coochie, poochie, yeah)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
(Smoochie, coochie, poochie)

I've been hawking for about two weeks
And I ain't even got a
Fucking kiss on the cheek!
She's with some fuck face
I'ma put that college boy in a neck brace!
I gotta just chill
She loves me lots and that's for real!
That night, I snuck in her back do'
With a bucket of chicken and
A bottle of Faygo tip toe, tip top creeping
Cos I know my baby's sleeping
Snuck to the bedroom, looked through
"Ahh!" She stuck me in the eye with a broom!
Shoowhup! Pulled it out
Popped my eye back in, I can't find her
Ran through the bedroom
Ran through the living room
Ran for the bathroom, got to take a dune
Now I stress, pulling out my hair
I think I heard that bitch upstairs!
Up the steps, wicked clown
Then I hear a clicking sound
Honey, is that you?
How's about a kissy smoochie poo?
Gunshots Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the bitch anyway, fuck it!

"So what'd you do?" "I tried to run
But he was always right there
Just ahead of me
He would always catch me and hurt me"

I think that this ho likes me, yeah!
(She tells you to fuck off with such class)
Said I think that this ho likes me!
(yeah, go on and get that ass)


Nah, man she don't like me man
Nah, nah she don't like me, man
That bitch shot me in the head, man
She shot me in the nugget, man
Nah, nah she don't like me
Man, she don't like me, man
She shot me in the nugget, man
How's she gonna like me, man?
She shot me, dog nah, she don't like me, man
Stop it, man, she don't like me, man
No she don't! Look at my head, man!
She shot me in the forehead, man!
How's she gonna like me, man?
This ho likes me!

"I also like to blow holes
In the heads of rednecks"
"Hi, this is Lori i can't make
It to the phone right now, but if you leave
Your name and number, I'll get back to
You as soon as you can thanks, bye"
"Hey, it's uh Dave um surprise
This is gonna be short
And sweet, so just bare with me for a minute
Okay
Uh, I know what I want i mean, it's weird i'm
Not confused at all what was I gonna say? I
Um never-" beep
"Ah, Anyway, you know that song
Everybody plays the fool? Or
I don't know it doesn't matter um that's
What I'm doing i'm playing the
Fool i'm stupid, I'm I'm stupid crazy
I'm stupid crazy over you uh
Lori, I want you, I can't
Express, it's weird, so anyway, i was-" beep
"Ah, last time, ah, um, mm
Um don't worry i'm not gonna be bothering you
Although, I want to desperate, I know this
Going way, nnnng, words, they mean, i
Don't know um i i aye aye don't
Worry about it everything every little thing
Is gonna be alright i'm not gonna bother
You, although I, I'm in trouble
Obviously" beep
"You ever want anything so bad
You can taste it? Lori
I can taste you i'm gonna
Go brush my teeth now"