Insane Clown Posse - The Zipper lyrics
[Insane Clown Posse - The Zipper lyrics]
What's that, though?
The Zipper
The Zipper? It looks raggedy
And rickety as fuck
Why don't you go on it
Man? You can tell us what it's like
Well this lame local fair comes
To town every year
With the same lame rides, as if anybody cares
But you still go, 'cause you know
Ain't shit else to do
So you smoke a couple joints and
Head up with your crew you walk around
And the carnies try to call you out
"Come on, throw a dart at the balloons
What you got?" you just walk by knowing
(uh huh) the prizes ain't shit
Even the biggest stuffed bears
Got the cheap-ass stitch (Bitch)
But what's this? In the corner, the Zipper
A new ride
But it's not new it looks old as fuck
But still you slide over to it
'cause anything different's worth
Checking out
You're the only one in line you strap in
And any second now it's
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing!
And it's over, complete ecstasy for a minute
(Ah)
You can't fucking believe it right away
You admit it
You start rantin' and raving about
How fuckin' live it was
It blew your fucking mind
And you still feelin' the buzz
You run over to grab another
Ticket from the booth
Because you found euphoria
And you know it's the truth (Yup)
Now a couple of your friends
Grab a ticket as well (My dogs)
But they don't understand the ride
Looks weak as hell but you guys get in line
And you're runnin' with the quickness
You're extra geeked now because your
Homies 'bout to witness
This magical wonder ride of rusty old parts
But they can fucking feel it too
As soon as it starts it's
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper!
This shit is wonderful!
This shit's incredible!
This shit is breathtaking! Amazing!
And like that
It stops you're all three goin' crazy
It took you through the heavenly
Gates this shit's amazing
Now you're buyin' up as many
Tickets as you can
Back in line, it's only your crew
And you don't understand
How come everyone ain't ridin' it? How
Come the fair is hidin' it
Way back in this corner spot
When that shit is soaring hot? This time
Your whole crew's gettin' on it for a spin
You're fucking doing backflips ready
For it to begin
You give the tickets to the carny
And you all pile on
Everybody's mad excited you all
Got your smile on
Then the carny says to you
"Three time's a doozie
Read the sign: 'Ride three times
And your life you lose, ' Eh?"
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper!
This shit is wonderful!
This shit's incredible!
This shit is breathtaking! Amazing! It's
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper!
The Zipper
The Zipper? It looks raggedy
And rickety as fuck
Why don't you go on it
Man? You can tell us what it's like
Well this lame local fair comes
To town every year
With the same lame rides, as if anybody cares
But you still go, 'cause you know
Ain't shit else to do
So you smoke a couple joints and
Head up with your crew you walk around
And the carnies try to call you out
"Come on, throw a dart at the balloons
What you got?" you just walk by knowing
(uh huh) the prizes ain't shit
Even the biggest stuffed bears
Got the cheap-ass stitch (Bitch)
But what's this? In the corner, the Zipper
A new ride
But it's not new it looks old as fuck
But still you slide over to it
'cause anything different's worth
Checking out
You're the only one in line you strap in
And any second now it's
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing!
And it's over, complete ecstasy for a minute
(Ah)
You can't fucking believe it right away
You admit it
You start rantin' and raving about
How fuckin' live it was
It blew your fucking mind
And you still feelin' the buzz
You run over to grab another
Ticket from the booth
Because you found euphoria
And you know it's the truth (Yup)
Now a couple of your friends
Grab a ticket as well (My dogs)
But they don't understand the ride
Looks weak as hell but you guys get in line
And you're runnin' with the quickness
You're extra geeked now because your
Homies 'bout to witness
This magical wonder ride of rusty old parts
But they can fucking feel it too
As soon as it starts it's
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper!
This shit is wonderful!
This shit's incredible!
This shit is breathtaking! Amazing!
And like that
It stops you're all three goin' crazy
It took you through the heavenly
Gates this shit's amazing
Now you're buyin' up as many
Tickets as you can
Back in line, it's only your crew
And you don't understand
How come everyone ain't ridin' it? How
Come the fair is hidin' it
Way back in this corner spot
When that shit is soaring hot? This time
Your whole crew's gettin' on it for a spin
You're fucking doing backflips ready
For it to begin
You give the tickets to the carny
And you all pile on
Everybody's mad excited you all
Got your smile on
Then the carny says to you
"Three time's a doozie
Read the sign: 'Ride three times
And your life you lose, ' Eh?"
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper!
This shit is wonderful!
This shit's incredible!
This shit is breathtaking! Amazing! It's
The Zipper! (Woo)
It's wonderful! (It's incredible)
Fantastical! (Woo) astounding! (Wow)
Amazing! It's the Zipper!