Insane Clown Posse - Welcome to thy Show lyrics

Well hello boys and girls come
On in see the show
Its the mystical, magical
Great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin for parkin get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin
Back ya fuckin' idiot

The carnival emerges only when
You bout to die
And right now muthafucka you bout
Dead in the sky so come and put your soul up
On the murder go round
And we'll strap you down and
Spin you into oblivion

I got a spike for yo
Neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the jugga-lugga
Don dada lada shogun
I swing my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I bitch
Smack both of you

Welcome to our carnival
Fifty thousand juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killas at our shows

I'm just glad we down with em
Hate to be yall
And have a juggalo shatter my
Skull for the carnival

Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
(Because) BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
(Because you're) DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shaggs
Sit back and enjoy
Relax ya nipples and nutbags
There's only juggalos here ya
Know what we about swingin hatchets, Faygo
And a dick in ya mouth (Violent J)
So they call us a circus we accept the role
We've been sayin that it's comin for
Like ten years or so
And everywhere that we go
From Alaska to Spain
I'm seein juggalos dancin in a Faygo rain

Some of those at our shows
Feel a carnival high
I see em jump on the stage
And float off into the sky
They ain't never comin back the
Carnival has been found
And all we can do is dream
About em smokin em down

I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La
But if ya really wanna see
The fuckin devil's exhibit
The shit is called "HELL'S PIT"
Run out and get it

Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
(Because) BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
(Because you're) DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

When it's yo time, death is near
Step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides
It's that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near
Step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides
It's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
It's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show
Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
It's that carnival paradise

Necks Slitting
You don't like it, get the fuck up outta here

When it's yo time, death is near
Step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides
It's that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near
Step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides
It's that carnival paradise