Insane Clown Posse - What Is a Juggalo? lyrics

Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But I can juggle, oh dead dirty carnies
I'm just a juggalin' juggla, juggalin'
Jugglas! Jokero juggalo
Well, you know the Juggla
I'm the Jugga-lugga-locoro
Well, you know the Juggla
Dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos
The room of joker-o's but I can juggle, oh
Like you never thought you'd ever know
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
Juggla, J ay ay jugglas!
Now shut your ass up and let the Juggla sing

What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second
(Well?) oh, he gets butt naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo? He just don't care
(Don't care)
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair
'Cause he could give a fuck
Less what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin' people
Like a drunk bitch next thing
He's pickin fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin' again fuck!
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic
(Tick tock)
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Crash Oh!

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (We juggalos)
Down river? (We juggalos)
Jefferson? (We juggalos)
Fuckin' everybody (We juggalos)
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up get the fuck the out of here

What is a juggalo? A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before ()
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a jug- What the fuck? Connect-?
Man, that shit is whack!
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap, motherfucker
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy
(Bitch boy) he'll walk through the hills and
Beat down a rich boy (Rich boy)
Walks right in the house
Where you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop!
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there and
Finish up the last bit
'Cause you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot
What is a juggalo? He's a graduate
He graduated from cricket chirps Well
At least, he got a job he's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts, ha
What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him 'til they
Find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
(Oh my God)

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up get the fuck the out of here
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
I figured you wouldn't understand

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Ask what it is well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Detroit? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo
Cleveland? (We juggalos)
Ask what it is well, fuck if I know
St louis? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
Everybody? (We juggalos)
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
Everybody? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
Everybody? (We juggalos)
Ask what it is well, fuck if I know
Fuckin' everybody? (We juggalos)
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know
Everybody? (We juggalos)
I don't know i don't know
(What is a juggalo?)