Insane Clown Posse - Wicked Clown Interview lyrics

I'm here with the Insane Clown Posse
Yeah! yeah! Sweee!
Boom! Yes! Sweee!
Yes! Woo!
So tell me, how did you guys get started?
Well, Dick, it all began a long time ago 1990
72! That’s right it all began, we were
Living in Southwest Detroit, rapping
Making rap songs and handing them out in the
Neighborhood then, we came across a
Guy named Alex Abiss
Who owned a record store
Tell him what happened, shaggs
Gave him the record, he liked the
Record, he sold the record, bWAAAAA!
Avalanche from there on:
Fortune, fame, money, hollywood
Parties, bitches, famous women, drugs, sex
And rock & roll woo! WOOO!
I see what is this Dark Carnival anyway?
The Dark Carnival? Hearses, wagon
Southwest juggalo, ringmastas
Freakshows, sideshows fat ladies
Skinny ladies bearded ladies
Short, bald headed, midget guys
Fuckin’ hermaphroditical mother fuckers!
It’s all there, but it only creeps at
Night, Dick it don’t move around
Except for at night when you’re asleep
It creeps and sets up tent
In your backyard that’s right
You’re dead asleep, and your
Mom is at the Carnival, getting her fat ass
Lopped into pieces, shredded
Like shredded wheat, like spaghetti smashed
All over the fuckin’ lawn, and your dog’s out
There eating it, ‘cause he thinks it’s food
You fucker!
The Dark Carnival is the ghetto’s dream
Which one
Day is going to be twisted into reality
Mother fuckers
Making stops in all the richest
Neighborhoods no more killing each
Other in the ghetto, friends
No more torturing ourselves
Dick it’s all gonna happen
To them, the richies, ‘cause every carnival
Travels from city to city, town
To town, and so will the
Dark Carnival i PROMISE YOU
DICK! Next question
What’s this about Joker’s Cards? What’s the
Next Joker’s Card gonna be?
Well, lemme tell ya
Dicky Poo the next Joker Card is
Gonna follow right in suit
With the Dead Carnival
And the next Joker’s Card is
The Great Milenko you see, my friends
There will be six Joker Cards in
All the first one: 1991, the Carnival
Of Carnage the second one: 1993
The Ringmaster the
Third one, 1995, the Riddle Box, and up
Next is the fourth Joker’s Card, the
Great Milenko once all six Joker Cards have
Landed, once all six have unleashed
What will happen? Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Scream in my ear again and I’ll
Punch your fuckin’ face now, as I was
Saying the fourth Joker’s Card is the
Great Milenko, the caster of illusions
The master of the art of using magic
Without magic he is the Great Milenko
How do you guys feel about
Other rappers dissing you?
Well let me tell you something, Slick Dick
I've been to a mountain top, and I
Seen the top the mountain top i've been
To the bottom of the ocean
And fuckin' whale
Ha ha ha! Dick, to be honest
I could give a FUCK less the rock and
Rollers diss us ‘cause we don’t string
Guitars on stage the rappers diss us ‘cause
Everybody mosh pit's in the fuckin’ crowd
I don’t give a FUCK LESS!
Everybody dissin’ can suck
My dick i got two balls in my nut
Sack: one for the East Coast, and one for
The West Coast, 'cause this is Detroit dick
And that's where the Wicked Clowns are from
Everybody else can suck on that
This next question comes in two
Parts where do you
Guys see yourselves in ten
Years and 30 years?
Hm let’s see, Dick in ten fuckin’ years
We’ll be opening up for washed up
Wack-ass fuckin’ rapper tour
The whooped dad ass wants
Some fuckin’ game tour
That’s right, opening for Vanilla Ice
Young MC!
And fuckin’ Tone Loc, and there’s ICP
Played right the fuck out, doing old hit's
That never were hit's
Dick i don’t think we’re gonna
Be famous we’re gonna be
Fuckin’ washed up and played
Right the fuck out
Now, in 30 years, how in the FUCK are we
Supposed to see that far in the future
Dick? Dick, you’re a dick! You
Ask stupid questions, Dick
And I’m gonna power bomb your
Fuckin’ head into thumb tacks!
Pardon me moving right along
How did you guys hook up with Mike Clark?
Dick, take some of that fuckin’
Echo off your voice!
I can barely understand it! Now! Mike E
Clark, the greatest fuckin’ producer
Of mankind see, mike
Clark used to produce mega
Hit's: Linda Rodstatd, fuckin’ Bee Gees
Juice Newton!
Juice Newton! And we love that shit!
Do we love that shit, shaggy?
We fuckin’ love it! So, anyways
We’d see Mike Clark sittin’ in the alley
Smoking pebbles, picked his fucking drunk ass
Off, kicked him in the ass
And put him in the studio
And then he makes mega hit's! We make Juice
Newton sound like a bitch! We make, fuckin’
The Village People sound like the
Country people! We laughs We
Make fuckin’ who was the other one I said?
The Bee Gees sound like the Sea Bees!
That’s right! And that’s all due thanks to
Mike Clark! We dusted the dust off
His ass, put him on the board
And he’s back in the business, bitch!
One good swift kick in the balls
And he’s back in shape, mother fucker!
And mega hit's, mega hit's, mega hit's for
Mega tit's that’s what we make, dick!
Why does the group degrade rednecks?
Well, uh, Dicky boy
It all started long ago i
Was having gang troubles
At the house mom wasn’t too happy with
It, so she sent me down South to live with my
Brother, in North Carolina, who
Was in the army
And what happened there was a whole
New world for me
Dickle what happened there was I lived in
A trailer park with a guy
Who looked like Elvis, and I had
A George Strait posted on my wall i said
"Can I take it down?" and he told me
No and I saw rednecks, dick i saw all
Types of shades of red on
Peoples’ necks i saw pink
Necks, I saw purple necks
And everything in between, dick i fuckin’
Hate rednecks they sit on the porch
And pick corn out of
Their toes and chew it, and
Have the fuckin’ BALLS
The red BALLS to diss people
In Detroit, people in every major
City they say, "Well, you
Know, boy, those fuckin’ city folks
You need to let, spit you need to
Live out here with us in the
Country, get you an education, "
When he’s fuckin’ his brother’s little
Sister! It’s that fuckin’ nasty, dick!
Fuck rednecks! Fuck ‘em! I’ll kill
‘em! Bitch, just fuck ‘em, mother fuckers!
Calm down now from some questions direct
From the ICP hotline
Jeff Wanson from Cleveland, Ohio
Wants to know
What are you guys’ real names and age?
Well, on the record, they call me
Shaggs that's what people call me, but my
Real name is Stanky Twinklepuss, and I'm
14 and a half years old, jeff
He’s almost 15, though in a couple
More months, he’ll be 15
And Jeff, my name on the record is Violent J
But my mother
Named me Donald Drinkwater, and I'm from
Uh, laughs I'm from Detroit, and
I'm 42 years old, Jeff any
More questions from the fans, dick?
Nobody asked where you were from
Don our next question is
From David Boxworthy from Wyandotte, Michigan
He wants to know
Do you guys know a guy named Rich Jones?
Hm rich Jones, huh? NAH, BITCH!
Rich Jones rich Jo- You know
The name rings a bell that's the
Guy that comes over to my
House every morning AND LICKS MY
Balls! i don't know
That fucker! fuck you, and fuck him too
BITCH! Lisa Goldbar from Denver, Colorado
Wants to know
Does 2 Dope have a girlfriend?
Well, Lisa, yeah
I gotta honestly say I do got a
Girlfriend: YOUR FUCKIN' FAT FLOPPY TITTIED
MAMA! I sneak in at night when she's
Sleeping, lay on her big fat titties
And drink piping hot mocha!
That right, and I'm a witness to it
'cause I drive him every night
And he makes me wait outside in front of
The fuckin' house in the car with
The June bugs and mosquitos bitin’ at my
Balls all night i know he's got
A girlfriend, and it's your mom, and she's
A hell of a fat bitch, lisa
Big titties, too!
But I don't have a girlfriend
Why don't you ask me
You bitch? NOBODY EVER ASKS VIOLENT J
If they got a fuckin'
GIRLFRIEND y'ALL A BUNCH OF BITCHES!
Fuck all of you bitches!
This next question is from
Mandy Scringer from
Flint, Michigan she wants to know
What’s your stance on socio-economic
Problems from modern society?
Well, Mandy, I’m glad you asked
And Shaggy here’s
Gonna answer it for ya! Go ahead, shaggs
Well, Mandy, um, i’m gonna have to say the
Over curvature on the
Fourth dimension multiplied by the
Sigma ferda of the
(Society) socio curvature of
The science society
(That’s right) dimension would have
To be the sociopath of the
Abortion rate and the cubicle
It’s all because of the Republicans
Right, and the and the right to vote
And the anti demigodical
(And pro-life) fortified cubicles
That’s right, pro-choice is definitely
Of the, uh, of the mortified, uh
Shut the fuck up
Right? i don’t know what the fuck you’re
Talking about, bitch go back to
School and learn yourself, you stupid bitch!
Take that fuckin’ question and stick it
In your fuckin’ alternative ass, you bitch!
I wish that question was more than just words
I wish there was a rope so i
Could wrap it around your neck and fling
Your body all over the fuckin’ neighborhood!
Then take your face and fuck it!
Chris Macaroni from Elkhart
Indiana called to ask what Violent
J’s home phone number is
Chris, get a pen 313-259-5567, but
Don’t call past ten, or
My mom will get pissed, and
She’ll ground me again
And I won’t be able to tour this summer!
Our final most requested question is
What is the Butterfly?
Well, Dick, before I answer this one
I wanna thank you, Dick
And I wanna thank all the
People down with the clown
You know, he’s got a point
Dickface if it wasn’t for
All these people around
Here buyin’ our shit, the clowns wouldn’t be
Shit we ain’t shit! Fuck you, and fuck us!
That’s right if it wasn’t for all you people
I’d be doin’ exactly what I’m doin’
Now, SHIT! But now
I’ll answer the question that
Everybody wants to know the Butterfly!
That’s right what the fuck is
It? The Butterfly you see, when I was a kid-