J Bigga - The Land Of Mushroom Unicorn Sex lyrics

There's a magic place far beyond the horizon
It's way out of range
Of eighteen teen horizon
You'll probably be on roam, it's very
Very far from home
It's lost of fun, you should come
You'll never ever be alone
The name of this place is a super duper
Duper big secret
But, I'm about to tell because
I feel like it! It is called "The Land of
The Mushroom Unicorn Sex" (Okay)

Welcome to the "The Land
Of Mushroom Unicorn Sex"
Now that you're here, you think it's weird
You're probably like, "What's next?" (Okay)
Well the ground is mad of fruit roll-ups
(yeah)
The sky is made of gumdrops (Gumdrops)
All the chicks have big boob
And all the dudes have big cock it's really
Really sexy in the land of unicorn sex
(Okay)
Nobody has to work but they cash big check
(yeah) come with me
Let's have some fun where
The horny horses roam
"The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex" is
Where I call my home (Okay)

Mushroom Unicorn mushroom Unicorn
Mushroom Unicorn Sex mushroom Unicorn
Mushroom Unicorn mushroom Unicorn Sex
Mushroom Unicorn Sex mushroom Unicorn Sex
Mushroom Unicorn Sex it's so fucking awesome

Oh man, look a magical unicorn
Walking through The Land of
Mushroom Unicorn Sex
He has a big bone on his nose
And his giant horse cock is erect
Now in the center of the land
Of the magical unicorn sex
There is a statue made entirely of sex
It's kinda strange, i don't really know how
Scientifically it works
But, it's awesome and it's made
Of sex for sure
Hump, hump fist pump, donkey ump, oh squirt
In The Land of Unicorn Sex
Donkey fucking is our sport
Hump, hump fist pump, donkey ump, squirt
In The Land of Unicorn Sex
Donkey fucking is our sport
Just kidding, man
Destialityis really not a joke
In The Land of Unicorn Sex we just say "No"
Take a gumdrop of the tree
Put it in your pipe and light it
In The Land of Unicorn Sex
There's lost of peer pressure
Don't fight it

Now do it, just do it
You should smoke gumdrops poo
In The Land of Unicorn Sex that's what we do
Once you smoke them, you can't stop
You will have to sing
"The Land of Unicorn Sex"
National athem with me (Here we go)
The Land of Unicorn Sex
That is to which I pledge allegiance
You should smoke a gumdrop and
Masturbate with a vibrating unicorn horn
From the horn of a unicorn that
Is a first born of Jesus

Or something, yes or something
Definitely something