Jacob Richmond - Welcome… lyrics

Hello, I am the amazing Karnak i was
Designed to predict the exact time and
Place of someone's death- so you already
Know you're in for a good
Time, and welcome to the
Ride The Cyclone album
Where through my years of
Prognostication, I've realized that
The only thing
That makes less money than theatre
Is releasing an album on a streaming service

Yes, this is the talking part of
The album that you will
Remove from the playlist in future
Rotations- or perhaps you
Are listening to this on a
Vinyl record and have to
Go through the painstaking process of
Skipping this track manually
All because of your
Absurd insistence that sound
Technology has not
Progressed since the year 1877
Eventually you will resign yourself to
Sitting through this talking part
Multiple times, weeping openly in
The fetal position, one step closer to
The realization that free will is
Just a fridge magnet, and we live briefly in
A cold unfeeling deterministic
Universe in an abandoned
Warehouse called time

Ah! Musicals!

And now, without further ado:
Ladies and gentlemen, i give
You the Saint Cassian Chamber
Choir from Uranium City, saskatchewan