Jamie T - The Dance of the Young Professionals lyrics

Friends in high places, others in cages
Tips on the races and a bottle full of rum
You never will see him from here to the river
If you do see him
He'll be drunker than a cunt

Well, panic attack Jack calls
Up the Samaritans
Little brother Zac's tag-alonging
With the pack two lovers argue phone booth
Over all their hangups
Which one never listens
Now they're never calling up
Well, Riot Rock Scott decided
All of his answers were down at the shop in
The other side of town
Intelligent Robbie's at university
Watching clock
Singing along as he sit's and he stomps

Friends in high places, others in cages
Tips on the races and a bottle full of rum
You never will see him from here to the river
If you do see him
He'll be drunker than a cunt

Quicksand land got the best of the man
Even if it's in the toilet
Even with a winning hand
Sell it in a faux pas and left it in a trunk
While sitting in the back
She's a notch up on his bunk
While young professionals are watching
Girls on poles
These work hard, play hard, dying to get old
Dirty 'til you're thirty, then securing gold
Raising up a family
Make sure they never know

Friends in high places, others in cages
Tips on the races and a bottle full of rum
You never will see him from here to the river
If you do see him, well
He'll be drunker than a cunt

B-b-b-b-b-b baby, you must know
The dance of the young professionals
B-b-b-b-b-b baby, you must know
The dance of the young professionals
B-b-b-b-b-b baby, you must know
The dance of the young professionals
B-b-b-b-b-b baby, you must know
The dance of the young professionals

Friends in high places, others in cages
Tips on the races and a bottle full of rum
You never will see him from here to the river
If you do see him, well
He'll be drunker than a cunt
Friends in high places, others in cages
Tips on the races and a bottle full of rum
You never will see him from here to the river
If you do see him, well
He'll be drunker than a cunt

B-b-b-b-b-b baby, you must know
The dance of the young professionals
B-b-b-b-b-b baby, you must know
The dance of the young professionals