Jaret Ray Reddick, Uncle Kracker - Way More Country lyrics
[Jaret Ray Reddick, Uncle Kracker - Way More Country lyrics]
And I know every word to
That Eminem song "Stan"
And I've got about a hundred and ten tattoos
But, I'm way more country than you
You didn't grow up in a small town
You don't drive a truck
And if you do, it's probably a Tesla
You don't drink Miller Lite
Pegged you for a champagne guy
Bet you can't name one '80s wrestler
I sing in a punk rock band
And one time in Las Vegas
Garth Brooks said he was a fan
And I've got about a
Hundred and twelve tattoos
But, I'm way more country than you
Kenny Rogers and The Gambler
Taught me more than just a poker face
Before I waste your time and keep on ramblin'
I'll let you hold 'em while
I fold and walk away hey
And I sing in a punk rock band
And I've never had lipo or even a fake tan
And I've got about a
Hundred and seventeen tattoos
But, I'm way more country than you
Yeah, my small-town, beer-drinkin'
Motley-Crüe-lovin' ass
Is way more country than you
He rhymed "Tesla" with "wrestler"
I fuckin' love it